Spam gets excited to visit tulips and Amsterdam on a trip to the Netherlands but doesn't realize he needs to take the train from Schiphol airport to his destination instead of flying directly to Amsterdam. On the train ride, Spam comments on the tall buildings reminding him of home, wonders what a "winkel" is, and can't believe people cycle instead of driving cars. He's put off by having to stare at Thai food all night and is happy to find something good to watch on TV.

1. The Spam the Monkey Show Episode 5 | Schpam goes Dutch

2. Spam gets over-excited before take off Woo hoo! I want to see tulips and “that” place! http://flickr.com/search/?s=int&q=flyBE&m=text

3. And doesn’t realise he’s going right from Schiphol on the train, not left to Amsterdam. Until he gets told. “ Aw, crap. At least I get to sit upstairs on the train.”

4. “ Is it just me that’s smiling?”

5. “ Tall buildings… remind me of home. Sniffle”

6. “ what da hell is a ‘winkel’?”

7. “ whaddya mean they cycle? Really? What’s wrong with the car?”

8. “ We ate Thai and I had to stare at this all night. Put me right off.”

9. “ What’s on TV? Woo hoo!!”

10. Until the next time, Cheerio!