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SOCIAL MEDIA
                           SCHIZOPHRENIA
                                  A 12-STEP
                              RECOVERY PROGRAM

                                                 BY




                     By Nick Armstrong -- IAmNickArmstrong.com -- @ImNickArmstrong


Wednesday, August 17, 11
WHO AM I?



            DESPITE A COMPLETE AND
            UTTER LACK OF MYSTICAL
            ABILITIES, I WAS ONCE
            KNOWN AS A...

            ... SOCIAL MEDIA GURU.




Wednesday, August 17, 11
I’M HERE TO HELP




            DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR
            FIRST SCREENNAME?




                                    HTTP://WWW.FLICKR.COM/PHOTOS/JULIAPATRICIAROY/3523389278/SIZES/Z/IN/PHOTOSTREAM/




Wednesday, August 17, 11
STEP #1: BEG FORGIVENESS




                                                                                      YOU’VE ANGERED THE
                                                                                      TECH GODS.

                                                                                      HUG A GEEK.




      HTTP://WWW.FLICKR.COM/PHOTOS/RICHEVENHOUSE/2542889550/SIZES/M/IN/PHOTOSTREAM/




Wednesday, August 17, 11
STEP 2: CREATE A STRATEGY

                                                                           Social Networks
                                                                                23%

                                     “Other”
                                      34%
            HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU
            ACTUALLY NEED?

            WHAT’S YOUR GOAL?

                                                                                       Games
            HOW DO YOU MEASURE IT?
                                                                                        10%


                                           Entertainment
                                               13%                             Email
                                                           Search IM Portals    8%
                                                            3% 4%     4%




Wednesday, August 17, 11
STEP 3: REDUCE ACCOUNTS

                                                                                   HOW MANY ACCOUNTS DO
                                                                                   YOU ACTUALLY HAVE?

                                                                                   THE MOST I’VE HAD: 26
                                                                                   (BEFORE I LOST COUNT)

                                                                                   ARE ANY REDUNDANT?

                                                                                   DO THEY ALL WORK
                                                                                   TOWARDS YOUR GOAL?

                                                                                   WORSE: CAN YOU BE YOU
                                                                                   ON ALL OF THEM?
         HTTP://WWW.FLICKR.COM/PHOTOS/TO-STEVE/168874939/SIZES/Z/IN/PHOTOSTREAM/




Wednesday, August 17, 11
STEP 4: POST UPDATES
                                EFFICIENTLY



            WHAT TOOLS ARE YOU
            USING?

            HINT: A BROWSER JUST
            ISN’T GOOD ENOUGH.



                                     HTTP://WWW.FLICKR.COM/PHOTOS/LAURAJO/4568372067/SIZES/O/IN/PHOTOSTREAM/




Wednesday, August 17, 11
STEP 5: USE AGGREGATORS



                                                                                  ONE SOURCE

                                                                                  ONE POST

                                                                                  LOTS OF REACH




         HTTP://WWW.FLICKR.COM/PHOTOS/PLACBO/2826724783/SIZES/Z/IN/PHOTOSTREAM/




Wednesday, August 17, 11
STEP 6: HIRE HELP



            BRUCE WAYNE HAS
            ALFRED.

            ELLEN HAS THE INTERNS.

            WHY CAN’T YOU GET SOME
            HELP TOO?




                                     HTTP://WWW.FLICKR.COM/PHOTOS/TROJANGUY/2933224898/SIZES/Z/IN/PHOTOSTREAM/




Wednesday, August 17, 11
STEP 7: USE BETTER TOOLS



                                                                                      USE THE RIGHT TOOL FOR
                                                                                      THE RIGHT JOB.

                                                                                      ANY TOOL CAN BE
                                                                                      DANGEROUS IF USED
                                                                                      IMPROPERLY.




       HTTP://WWW.FLICKR.COM/PHOTOS/44534236@N00/2877671422/SIZES/Z/IN/PHOTOSTREAM/




Wednesday, August 17, 11
STEP 8: LIMIT EXPOSURE


            WHAT IS YOUR TIME
            WORTH?

            HOW MUCH HAVE YOU
            WASTED SO FAR?

            HOW MUCH MORE ARE
            YOU WILLING TO WASTE?




                                       HTTP://WWW.FLICKR.COM/PHOTOS/NICMCPHEE/455279239/SIZES/Z/IN/PHOTOSTREAM/




Wednesday, August 17, 11
STEP 9: CREATE REPORTS + GOALS


                                                                          WITHOUT KNOWING
                                                                          WHERE YOU’RE GOING,
                                                                          YOU’LL JUST BE SPINNING
                                                                          YOUR WHEELS.

                                                                          CREATE AN EASY WAY TO
                                                                          FIND OUT IF YOU’RE
                                                                          WINNING.



                  HTTP://WWW.FLICKR.COM/PHOTOS/30911243@N00/2515717499/




Wednesday, August 17, 11
STEP 10: MEASURE YOUR SUCCESS



            USE YOUR REPORTS.

            REALLOCATE YOUR TIME.

            ACTION TRUMPS
            PLANNING.




                                    HTTP://WWW.FLICKR.COM/PHOTOS/DARRENHESTER/3989949630/SIZES/Z/IN/PHOTOSTREAM/




Wednesday, August 17, 11
STEP 11: KNOW YOUR LIMITS



                                                                                                     LIMIT IS NOT A DIRTY
                                                                                                     WORD.

                                                                                                     LIMITS CREATE
                                                                                                     SCARCITY AND
                                                                                                     OPPORTUNITY.




                 HTTP://WWW.FLICKR.COM/PHOTOS/ALEJANDRO_DAGNINO/2612315752/SIZES/Z/IN/PHOTOSTREAM/




Wednesday, August 17, 11
STEP 12: SHARE WHAT YOU KNOW




            IF YOUR FRIENDS AREN’T
            UP TO SPEED, YOU’RE THE
            ONLY ONE WHO CAN HELP.




                                      HTTP://WWW.FLICKR.COM/PHOTOS/8889096@N05/4328088895/SIZES/Z/IN/PHOTOSTREAM/




Wednesday, August 17, 11
ONE LAST THING...




Wednesday, August 17, 11
NOBODY WINS IF YOU STOP CREATING



Wednesday, August 17, 11
THANK YOU
                                 FIND ME AT:
                           IAMNICKARMSTRONG.COM

                                                 BY




                     By Nick Armstrong -- IAmNickArmstrong.com -- @ImNickArmstrong


Wednesday, August 17, 11

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Social Media Schizophrenia

  • 1. SOCIAL MEDIA SCHIZOPHRENIA A 12-STEP RECOVERY PROGRAM BY By Nick Armstrong -- IAmNickArmstrong.com -- @ImNickArmstrong Wednesday, August 17, 11
  • 2. WHO AM I? DESPITE A COMPLETE AND UTTER LACK OF MYSTICAL ABILITIES, I WAS ONCE KNOWN AS A... ... SOCIAL MEDIA GURU. Wednesday, August 17, 11
  • 3. I’M HERE TO HELP DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR FIRST SCREENNAME? HTTP://WWW.FLICKR.COM/PHOTOS/JULIAPATRICIAROY/3523389278/SIZES/Z/IN/PHOTOSTREAM/ Wednesday, August 17, 11
  • 4. STEP #1: BEG FORGIVENESS YOU’VE ANGERED THE TECH GODS. HUG A GEEK. HTTP://WWW.FLICKR.COM/PHOTOS/RICHEVENHOUSE/2542889550/SIZES/M/IN/PHOTOSTREAM/ Wednesday, August 17, 11
  • 5. STEP 2: CREATE A STRATEGY Social Networks 23% “Other” 34% HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU ACTUALLY NEED? WHAT’S YOUR GOAL? Games HOW DO YOU MEASURE IT? 10% Entertainment 13% Email Search IM Portals 8% 3% 4% 4% Wednesday, August 17, 11
  • 6. STEP 3: REDUCE ACCOUNTS HOW MANY ACCOUNTS DO YOU ACTUALLY HAVE? THE MOST I’VE HAD: 26 (BEFORE I LOST COUNT) ARE ANY REDUNDANT? DO THEY ALL WORK TOWARDS YOUR GOAL? WORSE: CAN YOU BE YOU ON ALL OF THEM? HTTP://WWW.FLICKR.COM/PHOTOS/TO-STEVE/168874939/SIZES/Z/IN/PHOTOSTREAM/ Wednesday, August 17, 11
  • 7. STEP 4: POST UPDATES EFFICIENTLY WHAT TOOLS ARE YOU USING? HINT: A BROWSER JUST ISN’T GOOD ENOUGH. HTTP://WWW.FLICKR.COM/PHOTOS/LAURAJO/4568372067/SIZES/O/IN/PHOTOSTREAM/ Wednesday, August 17, 11
  • 8. STEP 5: USE AGGREGATORS ONE SOURCE ONE POST LOTS OF REACH HTTP://WWW.FLICKR.COM/PHOTOS/PLACBO/2826724783/SIZES/Z/IN/PHOTOSTREAM/ Wednesday, August 17, 11
  • 9. STEP 6: HIRE HELP BRUCE WAYNE HAS ALFRED. ELLEN HAS THE INTERNS. WHY CAN’T YOU GET SOME HELP TOO? HTTP://WWW.FLICKR.COM/PHOTOS/TROJANGUY/2933224898/SIZES/Z/IN/PHOTOSTREAM/ Wednesday, August 17, 11
  • 10. STEP 7: USE BETTER TOOLS USE THE RIGHT TOOL FOR THE RIGHT JOB. ANY TOOL CAN BE DANGEROUS IF USED IMPROPERLY. HTTP://WWW.FLICKR.COM/PHOTOS/44534236@N00/2877671422/SIZES/Z/IN/PHOTOSTREAM/ Wednesday, August 17, 11
  • 11. STEP 8: LIMIT EXPOSURE WHAT IS YOUR TIME WORTH? HOW MUCH HAVE YOU WASTED SO FAR? HOW MUCH MORE ARE YOU WILLING TO WASTE? HTTP://WWW.FLICKR.COM/PHOTOS/NICMCPHEE/455279239/SIZES/Z/IN/PHOTOSTREAM/ Wednesday, August 17, 11
  • 12. STEP 9: CREATE REPORTS + GOALS WITHOUT KNOWING WHERE YOU’RE GOING, YOU’LL JUST BE SPINNING YOUR WHEELS. CREATE AN EASY WAY TO FIND OUT IF YOU’RE WINNING. HTTP://WWW.FLICKR.COM/PHOTOS/30911243@N00/2515717499/ Wednesday, August 17, 11
  • 13. STEP 10: MEASURE YOUR SUCCESS USE YOUR REPORTS. REALLOCATE YOUR TIME. ACTION TRUMPS PLANNING. HTTP://WWW.FLICKR.COM/PHOTOS/DARRENHESTER/3989949630/SIZES/Z/IN/PHOTOSTREAM/ Wednesday, August 17, 11
  • 14. STEP 11: KNOW YOUR LIMITS LIMIT IS NOT A DIRTY WORD. LIMITS CREATE SCARCITY AND OPPORTUNITY. HTTP://WWW.FLICKR.COM/PHOTOS/ALEJANDRO_DAGNINO/2612315752/SIZES/Z/IN/PHOTOSTREAM/ Wednesday, August 17, 11
  • 15. STEP 12: SHARE WHAT YOU KNOW IF YOUR FRIENDS AREN’T UP TO SPEED, YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN HELP. HTTP://WWW.FLICKR.COM/PHOTOS/8889096@N05/4328088895/SIZES/Z/IN/PHOTOSTREAM/ Wednesday, August 17, 11
  • 17. NOBODY WINS IF YOU STOP CREATING Wednesday, August 17, 11
  • 18. THANK YOU FIND ME AT: IAMNICKARMSTRONG.COM BY By Nick Armstrong -- IAmNickArmstrong.com -- @ImNickArmstrong Wednesday, August 17, 11