This document presents cocktail recipes that represent particles and interactions in particle physics. It begins with introductions to the Standard Model of Particle Physics and the idea of a Grand Unified Cocktail Theory. Various cocktail recipes are then presented that map ingredients and mixtures to different fundamental particles like protons, neutrons, and electrons, as well as interactions and decays. For example, a vodka martini represents a positron and a Manhattan represents the decay of a W boson into a positron. The document was created by a group studying particle physics through mixology at a science hack day event.