This document provides an overview of the Pause legacy in The Sims 3. It introduces several generations of the family and describes their lives, relationships, careers and events like births and deaths. Edmund Pause passes away at a young age, much to the family's sadness. His son Jude seeks revenge on Shanna for breaking Edmund's heart. Shanna gives birth to twins but is not happy about it. The document teases checking in on other family members and choosing the next heir to the legacy.

1. Hello and welcome again. My tablet decided to die for no reason at the moment, so for now it’s all readable text. Another excuse to spam Bon. I luv him.

2. The first thing I saw when turning on the sims was this monstrosity. AHHHHHHH!!!! Poor Eleni. Sims 3 sure has some good glitches.

3. *shudder*

4. Eleni is just holding that face all the time. I wasn’t the one who stretched your bones and caved your face in. Damn grumpy sims. Maybe I’ll go and check on some of the gen. 2 spares.

5. So far Dion and his wife Jackie have 2 kids. EA named Carla and Carisa. Carisalooks a lot like her mother which is unfortunate, while Carla somehow look like Pauline. Which is also unfortunate.

6. They don’t care. They are in marriage bliss all the time and don’t even notice how ugly their kids are.

7. The eldest son Zared, not much is going for him. He’s still at the bottom rung of the military career and can’t get it together.

8. He still lives with his ex-girlfriend and her creepy brother Vasyl. Zaredhas managed to become a romantic interest with another lady sim, Niki. Unfortunately Niki is cheating on him with Vasyl, and Vasyl already has 3 other girlfriends! How is that even possible!

9. We’ll check on the others later. Right now is back to Bonbon and his cuteness. So, does it taste better when you scoff it all into your mouth at once?

10. Bon: “Umm, yes.”

11. I got nothing. This is just a cute shot of mother and son.

12. Horray, birthday time for Isla and Eleni.

13. Isla got her mother’s voluptuous figure and became neurotic. Personally I think neurotic sims are great. :D

14. Horray. I was so worried that Eleni would turn out somewhat ugly. But she’s gorgeous. Look at those eyes.

15. Look how beautiful these two turned out. I’m so happy with Jude and Myra’s genes.

16. It just wouldn’t be a Pause birthday without Jude making fun of the birthday sim. And Myra is looking none to keen either. These two must be the worst parents to throw you a birthday!

17. Which parents do you want celebrating your birthday. Yeah, that’s what I thought.

18. Back to Gen 2. I was trying to let story-teller decide to put Roy and Mathilda from Obsoletedingbat’s legacy together but it wasn’t happening so it’s time to intervene.

19. Eleni: “Yes, I give Uncle Roy permission to be with Mathilda.” Umm, thanks Eleni.

20. Now, just gaze deeply into each other’s eyes....and BAM. You are now in lurv.

21. Huzzah! a lullaby. HeeHee they think of each other in their sleep.

22. Let’s get you two married. Roy pops the question...

23. But Mathilda shuts him down.

24. So I had Mathilda propose to Roy instead.

25. And he laughs at her idea. These guys are going to need some work.

26. Jude: “Why are you telling everyone about my loser brothers. I thought this legacy was about me!” Sorry.

27. It’s birthday time for Bon. But I want him to stay a toddler forever :(

28. Jude: “Still this legacy hasn’t returned to talking about me. What’s wrong? Did I get ugly all of a sudden and not notice. Bonbon, is Daddy ugly?”

29. Bon: “Dun worry Daddy, Bonbon think Daddy is handsome.” Jude: “I love this kid. You can be a secondary character all you like.”

30. Still wretchedly adorable. Just the way I like it. C’mon Bon, get a good trait at least. I’ve never had a hydrophobic sim before. Let’s hope it’s interesting.

31. Bon shortly rolled is LTW to be an author, so I got him on the computer right away. His first book was titled “The Degenerate Path.” How does a kid know a word like that? Bon: “The rain beat harshly on the nervous man’s forehead as he stood outside the dilapidated house, his frozen fingers fumbling for the rusty key in his pocket.”

32. Isla also rolled the want to be an author so I’ve had her stuck on the computer all day as well. Her first book was called “A Day Out”.No pressure then. Isla: “Umm, the man with the goatee yelled....No ,the man with the goatee spoke loudly......umm...what’s another word for spoke? Man, writing is hard.”

33. Isla likes to pull off the scowl that her mother does so well. I hate it.

34. Eleni rolled to be a creature/robot cross-breeder. She now gardens all day and catches bugs.

35. Isla: “Got you. Ms. Ladybug. You’re going to look great cross-bred with a robot.”

36. Look, it’s Pauline, back as her first night as a ghost. Doing what she does best. Dancing all damned night long. Pauline: “Look at her. That’s not how you do the pregnant lady dance. She’s never going to have more kids with those sorts of moves.”

37. Eleni: “Ewww Grammy, take a hint. No one likes to watch old people dance, especially after they’ve died. You’re just embarrassing yourself.”

38. Pauline: “I will start taking your advise when you stop embarrassing yourself and stop pulling those pants up to your shoulders.”

39. Edmund: “What are you watching kiddo? Looks old.” Eleni: “I found a box of old videos. This one’s label was Edmund’s and Pauline’s Wedding. I wanted to watch you and Grammy get married.”

40. Eleni: “OH MY GOD. WHAT IS THIS!?” Edmund: “Yeah, it actually reads Edmund and Pauline’s Wedding Night. I look pretty buff though don’t I?” Eleni: “Can’t..find...words...also...going...blind.”

41. Edmund: “We couldn’t wait. We celebrated in the aeroplane’s bathroom. Can you tell? I still think it was kind of romantic.” Eleni: “Are my eyes bleeding? They feel like they’re bleeding.”

42. Edmund: “Alright Bonbon. I’ve been told you haven’t touched your homework in over a week. Grampy’s in charge now and we aren’t moving until pencils are in hand and things are being learnt!”

43. Bon: “You could make me do my homework. Or better yet you can go over and cavort with that lady you like who clothes are too tight.” Edmund: “Huh, that does sound kind of fun.”

44. Edmund: “What do you mean you don’t love me?” Shanna: “Edmund, I don’t care for you at all. This whole relationship is just a ruse to make your son fall for me.” Edmund: “But we are having a child. I’ve already named your tummy watermelon.” Shanna: “You’re a whiny old man and I’m a sizzling young woman. I’d rather set fire to my crotch than give birth to your watermelon baby.”

45. Edmund: “You’ve just sent an old man to an early grave.”

46. Jude: “Did you do your homework like Grampy told you to?” Bon: “He suggested it, but I suggested his time was better spent hanging with that girl who looks like she’s going to rip her clothes off at any minute.” Jude: “Well put it this way. Either you to your homework, or you’re having a bath.”

47. Bon: “I knew it, this family is trying to kill me!”

48. Woah! Bon what happened to you!?

49. Oh. Cool spot to freeze though.

50. Bon: “Time to concentrate. If I think about it really hard. I can make the pen go down and write my homework for me. Come on pencil, levitate. Think about Charlotte and her role in the book....and go!”

51. Bon: “Dang. You wrote about The Hungry Catapillar you stupid pencil.”

52. I love when twins are BFF’s. Except when they play videogames together. They aren’t very graceful losers. Isla: “Look like I win again Eleni. Maybe you should take your hands out of the dirt every now and then and give me a serious challenge.”

53. Eleni: “Yeah well, you’re fat! Stop eating so much chicken!” Isla: “Na-ah. When they stop making it so delicious, I’ll stop eating it.”

54. Edmund: “Myra, I’ve only just noticed how dazzling your eyes are, like jewels. Have I mentioned how lonely I’ve been since I lost Pauline, and so I just thought maybe....me and you...” OH EDMUND NO! YOU DID NOT JUST HIT ON YOUR SON’S WIFE!

55. Myra: “I hope that you did not just hit on your son’s wife. I know Jude loves you, but I’ll give the word and he’ll drop you like a ton of bricks after a drunken night on the town. I’m a very busy woman saving my children from fire demons, mind stealing ghosts and the eternal spiral of damnation. So I don’t have the time to be constantly defending myself from such lewd remarks. So you just stop it right now.”

56. Myra: “Don’t think that just because you’re not here, doesn’t mean you don’t get a good talkin’ too!”

57. Edmund, stop that sparkly business now! You’re not meant to die for ages.

58. Grim: “Edmund Pause! I. AM. DEATH. I am here to pass judgement on your soul. Now, let’s get out of here before a bereaving relative arrives.”

59. Jude: “Oh Dad, you died in your pyjamas. That’s so uncool!” Grim: “Okay, I guess you can say goodbye to one person.”

60. Isla: “Hey what’s going on. I heard screaming.....Grampy no!!!!!!” Grim: “Eh, I hate it when the family is home. I can never just put a scythe in a dead man’s back and then chill and watch his TV for a bit. Is that too much to ask?”

61. Bon: “Dad, I’ve considered your options and now a bath doesn’t......what’s that?” Bon! NO! Don’t look! Don’t lose your child innocence.

62. Bon: “Too late! Grampy, why are you so shiny? What’s that scythe man doing to your back?”

63. Edmund Pause: 94 Days Old Edmund no! You were too young! Even Pauline got to 101 days! I’m sorry I married you to a floozy like Pauline. But you had 5 boys and countless grandkids and adored them all. I will miss your hatred of toilet serpents, your inability to pick up ladies and your traffic cone spacesuit.

64. Nice urn though, much nicer than Pauline’s.

65. Jude: “Who did this. Who killed off my daddy-o?” I say it was Shanna. She broke his heart and caused an early death. Let’s get revenge.

66. Jude: “Yeah! Revenge, underwear style!” Put some clothes on.

67. We found Shanna snoozing on a park bench.

68. Jude: “You hussy. You caused our beloved Dad to die. I won’t rest until the whole town knows what a manipulative hussy you really are.” Shanna: “Watch what you are saying. Don’t make me punch you in the throat.”

69. Jude: “Oh you’re worried about what I would say? Hey everyone! This lady slept with a fragile old man and then killed him off. She’s loves taking advantage of helpless men and then tossing them aside and I hear she like to be called a firecrotch.”

70. Shanna: “I didn’t know he died okay! I just wanted to make Roy love me! If Roy would just be my boyfriend none of this would have happened. Yes I am manipulative and flirty and I will use those traits to make sure every man in town is against you and love me and they will carry Roy in chains to my door!”

71. Jude: “Wow, I’ve never been yelled at by a woman who’s not crazy before. It’s kind of scary.”

72. Roy turned up on the scene so I out him in the middle of the argument too. Roy: “I overheard in the yelling match that you’re pregnant? Congratulations are in order.” Shanna: “Thanks, it’s your Dad’s. By the way, he’s dead.”

73. Roy: “Was that a joke? I don’t get it.” Jude: “Roy! In order to try to seduce you she somehow thought it would be a good idea to get pregnant with our dad, who’s now dead!”

74. Roy: “What, she had sex with the corpse of our dead father?! That’s disgusting. She should be in jail!” Jude: “Wow, you’re right. You really don’t get it.”

75. Jude: “I have a great idea how to get even with Shanna. First, we kill her family and then – Roy: “No. No, we can’t do that.” Jude: “Oh well I’ll just force myself into making out with her and she’ll be so embarrassed about being seen in such circumstances with the son of her former lover, she won’t dare leave her house again.” Roy: “That makes no sense. And she’s flirty. I think she’ll be fine with anyone making out with her.”

76. Jude: “It’s foolproof!” Roy: “I don’t think you’ve had enough time to think this plan through.”

77. AHHH! JUDE! I should have never played kiss-chicken between and inappropriate sim and a flirty sim.

78. Look how nice Edmund’s tombstone is compared to Pauline’s. If I were the ghost of Pauline I’d be a bit pissed.

79. It’s been a while since only having one kid. I keep thinking Bon must be lonely without a twin next to him. Then I remember he’s a hydrophobic loner who hates the outdoors. I think he’s fine.

80. Bon: “Dad, insult that guy from that movie again. It’s so funny.” Jude: “Okay. Hi, my name is that jerk from those vampire movies. I look awful most of the time and in all the promotional posters I give you a look like I’m about to kidnap your child.” Bon: “That was pretty good.” Jude: “Okay, you do better.”

81. Bon: “Bleh, I is ugly.”

82. Jude: “That’s the most accurate impersonation I’ve ever seen. Come her for a hug.” Bon: “Yay!”

83. Edmunds virility is still working strong. Shanna gave birth to twin girls names Carrie and Dalma. EA sure likes some interesting names.

84. Shanna: “Great, I didn’t even want one of them. Smelly useless things.” Be sure not to vote for Shanna in the best new mother awards. Well catch you next time when we check on Roy and Mathilda’s babies, Bon grows up and we choose the next heir. Ohhhhh