Whether it be the \'casual\' who looks at worshiping God from a \"what can I get out of this service\" to the self-righteous who expect others to be just like them (to the point they are not worshiping the Lord properly themselves)...this lesson is for you.

5. Imagine a church where every member is passionately, whole-heartedly, and recklessly calling the shots

6. I have a busy work-week and by the time Sunday rolls around I’m tired. So, how about a church service that starts when I get there?

7. Can do. When you arrive we begin.

8. This guy (baby) plays by his own rules. We want to find a church where if he starts screaming we’re not the bad guys.

9. Say no more, if your baby is screaming YOU stay seated. Others around you can leave.

10. You know financially, My wife and I don’t give a lot to the church but we sure like to know who does.

11. Alright, if you join now you’ll know what every person gives… in detail.

12. When I’m in the church service, can my car get a buff and a wax?

13. Not just that, but an oil-change and a tune-up.