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METRICIDE
(The curious consequences of counting)
The Manager Said
• That No Manager Should:
  – Sit on his hands and
  – Expect software be good
The Problem you see..
• Is I haven’t the time to:
  – Read all the code
  – Line after line
But I Measure!
• Complexity
• And lines of Code

The proofs in the numbers
  (or so I’m told)
Things like complexity

• Are:
  Easy to explain
Things like complexity

• Are:
  Easy to explain
  Easy to measure
Things like complexity

• Are:
  Easy to explain
  Easy to measure
  And easy to game
WHEN MY MANAGERS
MANAGER TALK OF
TIMEFRAMES
I CAN SAY WE HAVE BIGGER
PROBLEMS TO TAME.
NOT

• A solution
• A direction
• A vision
• Insight
“If you can’t measure it you cant
           manage it”


    • The Managers Delight:



              Magic
“I want an objective for coverage degree. Results
I can measure. Results I can see.”
“I want an objective for coverage degree. Results
I can measure. Results I can see.”

                       “We might just make it!”,
                            they said with glee
“90 percent coverage!”*
“90 percent coverage!”*
       *(assertion free)
• Developers complain (like they always do)
  – Things we can measure are not things we should
    use


• Coupling, cohesion
  – help like they should
BUT WHERE IS THE METRIC FOR:
BUT WHERE IS THE METRIC FOR:
“Naming things good”?
BUT WHERE IS THE METRIC FOR:
“Naming things good”?


         (Thank you)

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