This document appears to be a series of tweets from @macknuttie about fashion and the clothing industry. Some of the key points discussed include that cordarounds can drastically lower crotch heat, social networks and cheap storage enable an infinite clothing catalog, and that connected consumers purchase faster with higher order sizes after uploading photos.

1. Aaron Magness
@macknuttie
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2. OUR MOTTO
“
AN EVIL MULTINATIONAL
CORPORATION HAS TO
START SOMEWHERE.
FOR NOW: PANTS!
“
@macknuttie 2

3. 99% FICTION
1% FASHION
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5. FASHION FW:
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8. EXECUTIVE HOODIE
NEWS JACKING
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9. CORDAROUNDS
THE CROTCH
HEAT INDEX
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10. FACT:
CORDAROUNDS
DRASTICALLY
LOWER YOUR
CROTCH HEAT INDEX.
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11. N
Love +
Hate = Traffic
Record
Traffic Week
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12. Industry news! AT LAST…
SOCK INSURANCE!
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13. FACT:
VAGISOFT
IS THE 2ND
SOFTEST
THING IN THE UNIVERSE
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14. TURNS OUT,
BIKERS ARE BLOGGERS
AND VICE-VERSA.
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15. GAY JEANS
TAILORED FOR TWEETS
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17. NEW IDEAS
NON-STOP
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18. Digital Photos
plus
Cheap Storage
plus
Social Networks
equals
An Infinite
Clothing Catalog
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19. MODEL CITIZEN
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20. AT LAST…
IT’S FASHIONABLE TO BE:
DRUNK & BLURRY.
BLURRY & OVERWEIGHT.
OVERWEIGHT & LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT.
THANK YOU, INTERNET.
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30. Connected consumers behave differently
Over 35,000 uploaded photos
Second purchase 36% faster
Average Order Size 32% higher
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31. Thanks for listening!
Friends & Family Discount:
launchscale
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