A young woman tells a young man the "true" story of Camelot. She describes it as a time when women were highly respected and their counsel was sought. It was customary for knights to pleasure women by kissing their maidenheads if exposed, and for maidens to offer their breasts to calm aggressive men. Many women became milkmaids in high demand to nurse both children and men, who seemed to need their milk well into old age. The young man and woman then enact this custom.