Halloween joke show1
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This document contains a collection of Halloween jokes and riddles. It includes jokes about what pandas eat, what vampires are called when single, movie stars going to "MaliBOO!", what birds say at Halloween ("Twick or tweet"), why vampires can be difficult to get along with, a mummy's favorite music being rap, a skeleton's favorite instrument being the trombone, what cereal monsters eat (Ghost-Toasties), why a skeleton didn't cross the road (he didn't have the guts), why a baby ghost was sad (he wanted his mummy), where baby ghosts go during the day (dayscare centers), who won the skeleton beauty contest (no body), a monster's favorite
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- 2. Skills Learned or Practiced: • • • • • • Web searching Citing sources Selecting, inserting, resizing clip art Formatting text Adding PowerPoint slides File management
- 3. What does a panda ghost eat?
- 5. What do you call a single vampire?
- 7. • What did the vampire say about the Dracula movie
- 9. What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?
- 10. ! l You sure are Boo-tifu http://www.ducksters.com/jokesforkids/halloween.php
- 11. Where do movie stars go on Halloween?
- 13. What does a bird say at Halloween?
- 15. Q: Why are vampires tough to get along with?
- 16. Because they can be pains in the neck www.ducksters.com
- 17. What is a mummy's favourite type of music
- 19. What is a skeleton's favourite instrument?
- 21. What does a bird say at Halloween?
- 23. What kind of cereal do monsters eat?
- 25. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
- 26. He didn't have the guts! www.ducksters.com/
- 27. Why was the baby ghost sad?
- 28. He wanted his mummy! www.ducksters.com/
- 29. Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
- 31. Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
- 33. What's a monster's favorite play?
- 35. Where does Dracula keep his money?
- 36. In a blood bank! http://www.enchantedlearning.com
- 37. What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
- 39. What did the skeleton order for dinner?
- 41. What do witches put on their bagels? http://www.ducksters.
- 42. Scream Cheese
- 43. What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
- 45. Why was the ghost such a messy eater?
- 46. Because he was always a goblin. www.robinsfyi.com/
- 47. How do you make a skeleton laugh?
- 48. Tickle his funny bone http://www.enchantedlearning.com/ jokes/topics/halloween.shtml
- 49. What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?
- 50. You sure are Boo-tiful! www.ducksters.com
- 51. What subject in school is easy for a witch?
- 53. Why are vampires tough to get along with?
- 54. Because they can be pains in the neck! www.ducksters.com
- 55. When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
- 56. When you are a mouse www.ducksters.com
- 57. What key opens a Haunted House?
- 59. What did one casket say to the other casket?
- 60. "Is that you coffin?" www.squiglysplayhouse.com
- 61. Why did the witch travel on a broom?
- 62. She couldn't afford a vacuum cleaner! kidspot.com
- 63. Do you know how to make a witch itch?
- 64. You take away the w! ducksters.com
- 65. What do skeletons say before dinner?
- 67. What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
- 69. Q. What is a mummy's favourite type of music?
- 71. Q. What is a skeleton's favourite instrument
- 73. Q. What do you call a skeleton that lies on its grave
- 75. Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
- 76. His ghoul friend !
- 77. Why don't angry witches ride their brooms?
- 78. They're afraid of flying off the handle http://www.robinsfyi.com
- 79. Why don't mummies take vacations?
- 80. They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
- 81. What did the vampire say about the Dracula movie?
- 83. Do you know how to make a witch itch?
- 84. You take away the w! www.ducksters.com
- 85. Why are graveyards noisy?
- 86. Because of all the coffin! /www.ducksters.com
- 87. He wanted his mummy! /www.ducksters.com/