This document contains two short funny stories told with a humorous twist, or spoof. The first story is about a new mother who has forgotten where she put her baby after guests arrive to meet the newborn. When asked when they can see the baby, she replies it will be when the baby starts crying since that is how she will find it again. The second story involves three girls - an ugly redhead, fat brunette, and dumb blonde - who encounter a magic mirror at an historic inn that makes anyone disappear if they tell a lie in front of it. Both stories end with an unexpected humorous twist.