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This document contains a collection of funny mistranslations and errors from signs and advertisements around the world. Some examples include a sign warning that a road is impassable when underwater, a toilet button labeled for "you lady", and signs encouraging patrons to "please waste" and "keep table cleaned after dying". Overall, the document shows numerous unintentionally humorous mistakes in English translations from other languages and cultures.
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Funnyenglishmistakes
- 1. Funny English Mistakes From Around the World by InnocentEnglish.com
- 2. River highway sign: TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.
- 3. A flush button in subway toilet: You lady will push this button before leaving.
- 4. Signs on trash cans in an amusement park: PLEASE WASTE!
- 5. Private school: NO TRESPASSING WITHOUT PERMISSION.
- 6. Babysitting ad by college students: "Please call us! We will provide you with any emergency."
- 7. In a zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
- 8. In anairline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.
- 9. Outside a tailor shop: Ladies have fits upstairs.
- 10. In an advertisement by a dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
- 11. On cash register: Sorry. We can not change.
- 12. Sign in a cafeteria: Please keep chair on position and keep table cleaned after dying.
- 13. Special today No ice cream.
- 14. “Colorful dining space surrounded by stained glasses."
- 15. In a restaurant: We serve people like you as good food!
- 16. It will take about 1 minute to fix a hot drink. Please wail.
- 17. Sign in restaurant: Our great food will never leave you!
- 18. A sign at a small health clinic: IF YOU SEE A WOMAN LABORING, GO TO A HOSPITAL RIGHT AWAY!
- 19. From the instructions on an action figure toy: BEWARE OF BEING SWALLOWED BY CHILD, DUE TO SMALL PARTS!
- 20. Sign in a Tokyo taxi cab: PLEASE FASTEN SEATBELT TO PREPARE FOR CRASH.
- 21. Sign in a Paris hotel: PLEASE LEAVE YOUR VALUES AT THE FRONT DESK
- 22. On a yellow caution sign: CAREFULLY FALL INTO THE RIVER.
- 23. A sign in a Norwegian cocktail lounge: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN AT THE BAR.
- 24. Actually said: My mother is an inferior decorator.
- 25. On talk show: Julia Roberts' mouth is bigger than most Hollywood actresses.
- 26. On a blog: Last night friends visited and we served a nice pig dinner.
- 27. It is important to me to prevent my children from not smoking.
- 28. In a recipe: Next, put the cabbages in salt water. Then sit in the sink until the morning.
- 29. Actually said: My sister exploded in the microwave with a potato!