The document discusses the establishment of 3 new mental disorders based on repeated patient complaints over the past 3 years. The disorders include Chronic Lodgitis, characterized by dissociative thoughts of being a frog; Obsessive Perpitis, involving feelings of persecution; and Compulsive Nymphomanitis, associated with undressing during examinations. It also advertises a new music album by Perpocracy focusing on perp-themed songs and discusses reasons to keep someone out of the market.

1. DSM 2012- VERSION VI

2. DURING OUR EXCRUCIATINGLY PAINSTAKING [sic] MEETINGS WE ESTABLISHED THAT:

3. 3 NEW DISORDERS WERE DIAGNOSED AGAINST THE BACKGROUND OF REPEATED PATIENT COMPLAINTS OVER THE PAST 3 YEARS:

4. DISORDER no1 CHRONIC LODGITIS Possible causes: ongoing interaction with paranoics

5. DISORDER no1 CHRONIC LODGITIS Diagnostic method: dissasociative, self-loss, often thinks s/he’s a frog

6. DISORDER no1 CHRONIC LODGITIS Suggested treatment: convince him/her s/he is not a frog, then release it to its natural abode (preferably a lake)

7. DISORDER no2 OBSESSIVE PERPITIS Possible causes: gang-stalking, EMR, ELF, gas lighting, buzzshaw, etc.

8. DISORDER no2 OBSESSIVE PERPITIS Diagnostic method: persecution mania, often identifying with the perp

9. DISORDER no2 OBSESSIVE PERPITIS Suggested treatment: stuff the bastard, s/he’s a nuisance

10. DISORDER no3 COMPULSIVE NYMPHOMANITIS Possible causes: overexposure to the all-time classic song “I’m horny”

11. DISORDER no3 COMPULSIVE NYMPHOMANITIS Diagnostic method: always undressing during the examination

12. DISORDER no3 COMPULSIVE NYMPHOMANITIS Suggested treatment: bang, bang, bang

13. PERPOCRACY NEW CD OUT NOW!!! [INTENDED MI[S]SPELLINGS ADD A HARDCORE TWIST TO THE PROJECT- HEY, YOU’VE GOT TO STICK TO THE GENRE’S CODE]

14. TRACK 1 ECHEL** PERPED ME AGAIN AND AGAIN

15. TRACK 2 PERPY vs PERVY

16. TRACK 3 PURE PERPERSION

17. TRACK 4 MY PERPENDICULAR LIFE

18. TRACK 5 PERP ACOUSTIC

19. TRACK 6 ONCE A PERP ALWAYS A PERP

20. TRACK 7 DRINKING SODA MAKES YOU PERP

21. TRACK 8 A NEW PERP ORDER

22. TRACK 9 PLATO’S PERP REPUBLIC

23. TRACK 10 KEEP ON PERPING IN A PERP WORLD

24. TRACK 11 EMR MESSED WITH MY PERPIRATION

25. TRACK 12 IT’S A HAARPERP WORLD

26. TRACK 13 BECOMING ELF (IT’S A PERP)

27. TRACK 14 ALLO PREPEI KAI ALLO PERPEI

28. TRACK 15 HAARPERP’S BAZAAR

29. WELCOME PERP THANK YOU FOR OPENING MY PC WHILE AWAY- JUST DON’T MESS WITH THE CAT- FEEL FREE TO POUR DRUGS ON MY FOOD

30. A NOTE TO THE PERP NEIGHBOUR – DON’T PISS AGAIN ON THE CAT GRASS

31. 9 REASONS FOR KEEPING YOU OUT OF THE MARKET

32. 1. COMPETITORS FROM PAST COMPANIES ARE AFRAID OF YOUR PERFORMANCE

33. 2. LOW-LIFE SCUM WOULD INTERACT WITH THEM OTHERWISE

34. 3. BUY YOU AT A BETTER PRICE WHEN IN NEED

35. 4. IT’S THE ONLY WAY THEY MAY JUSTIFY THEIR PLOT

36. 5. THEY’RE AFTER YOUR PROPERTY, SO WHY RISK POSITIVE RESULTS?

37. 6. LESS COMPETITION FOR JUNIORS AND MIDDLES

38. 7. SYSTEMIC PLAY FOR 2-10 YR OLDS

39. 8. MORE OPENINGS FOR LODGE MEMBERS

40. 9. THEY GOT SO MANY IDEAS FROM YOUR FILES SO WHY GIVE YOU THE CREDIT?