The document discusses five examples of issues found during construction inspections of luxury high-rise projects involving natural stone: 1) stone shaped like a fire-breathing pig, 2) stone forming an all-seeing eye, 3) stone resembling an x-ray mammogram, 4) a stone pattern that was not a checkerboard as desired, and 5) a "random stripe" stone pattern. It also notes that construction elevator operators have a sense of humor, as shown by a message to be patient while waiting for the elevator. The document is authored by Stella Mechele Rittenberry, an interior designer and senior project manager with experience managing high-quality construction projects.