This document appears to be a collection of humorous commentary on strange or inappropriate album covers. The comments joke about suggestive imagery, unusual artistic choices, and questionable themes across various fake album covers. The tone is lighthearted and aims to elicit laughter through absurd observations and questions about the implied stories behind each bizarre cover.

1. Best
Album Covers
Ever

2. That mean bastard John
Bult – here we see him
breaking another 16
year old’s heart!
Well, what can a hunky
bearded, hard drinkin’,
hard smokin’, cowboy
hat (sorta) wearin’,
guitar playin’, piano
showin’ dude like John
do? It’s his sensitivity
that is so admirable
though! What a guy!
Don’t worry Julie, just
be happy you ‘knew’
John Bult from the time
your momma first left
you with him backstage
when you were 13.

3. Nothing odd here,
naturally you would
expect the elephants in
your band to have hair
like the Beatles…
I guess ‘John’ elephant
and ‘Paul’ elephant
were off doing
interviews when they
made this album cover!
What’s next? I would
predict that Bertha and
Tina stepped on Foster
Edwards!

4. I just called
the police!

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6. Poor Wayne,
I guess his
face isn’t his
‘Best’.
Look even
closer and
you might
find this was
one of
Wayne’s
earliest
recordings!

7. Seriously? You
don’t really believe
you need to read a
comment for this
one, do you?
Nice songlist!

8. Now, THAT is Entertainment!

9. It just
seemed
right
that this
album
cover
would come
immediately
after the
previous
one.

10. Dude! Slightly
inappropriate moniker,
no?
But…
You make up for it by
wearing drivin’ gloves
to spin the records on
the turntables!
Btw; Did it hurt to get
the ‘ZAP’ painted on
those leather pants?

11. Hey Wally!
Your mum just
left in a police
car…
Judging from
song #3 on your
album, you
won’t be caught
completely by
surprise on this
one!

12. Wally,
forget
mum,
have I got a
girl for you!
Pretty…
Sure…
That’s a
girl…

13. Now for
something
completely
different…
again, seriously,
what sort of
comment should
go here?

14. Definitely
NOT what
the pig was
thinking!
The
Minister’s
code –
always line
up tallest
to shortest!

15. Cody, you
might have
already had
enough feelin’
for today!
You know
what they say
about that and
blindness,
oops, oh man,
sorry about
that dude!

16. It concerns
me that after
looking at
this album
cover, one of
my only
questions
is…
‘Why is she
holding her
shoe like
that?’

17. Doesn’t everyone enjoy a little taste?

18. Cool dudes,
eh?
but…
Why the
yellow wool
hat on the
guitar?
Sure… that’s
really the only
troubling
aspect of this
cover!

19. Well, I
would
understand
if Jesus
found this
a difficult
request!
I have faith
that those
hairdos will
last an
eternity!

20. I think it is
the fact that
the baby is
so large
and has a
beard that
makes this
so…
Romantica!

21. You got to
admit it…
Some guys
just ‘got it’!

22. That is one
lucky Country
Church lady!
but which of
these sweater-
vest studs has
his hand is on
her shoulder
anyway?
This might be
the cast for the
new TLC show
called ‘Brother
Husbands’!

23. You know
what?
Rudy is
definitely
right on
this one!

24. Hey, I got a
great idea for
our new album
cover…
let’s take off
our clothes and
just, you know,
kinda, uh, I
don’t know,
hug and stuff…
Pass the
Jägermeister!

25. ORION
Hmm… not that
mysterious or
good looking so
get some weird
Mardi Gras
mask on this
creepy old guy
with evangelist
hair and dress
him up in the
same blue as
the background,
yeah, that’ll
work!
SUPERSTAR!

26. Without being a
complete jerk,
I do believe this
to be a miracle!
well, I did say
‘complete’!

27. A Heino only
a Mutter
could Liebe
With special
guest
appearance
by (Ein
Geschenk
furs ganze)
Jahr (also
known as
Dieter from
Sprockets)

28. For some
reason the
photographer
uses the art of
distraction in
this cover…
It is really
hard to stop
wondering
‘why that
chair?’ or ‘why
that casual
arm position
with the
prosthetic
hand?’

29. Ken always
laughs
when his
huge twin
shows up at
the photo
shoots!

30. Do you think
this was a
concept or a
typo?

31. Is this some
sort of
philosophica
l statement?
If they are
dead then
can they be
considered
friends?
Or is it that
he only
makes
friends with
dead
people?

32. Fin