2. That mean bastard John
Bult – here we see him
breaking another 16
year old’s heart!
Well, what can a hunky
bearded, hard drinkin’,
hard smokin’, cowboy
hat (sorta) wearin’,
guitar playin’, piano
showin’ dude like John
do? It’s his sensitivity
that is so admirable
though! What a guy!
Don’t worry Julie, just
be happy you ‘knew’
John Bult from the time
your momma first left
you with him backstage
when you were 13.
3. Nothing odd here,
naturally you would
expect the elephants in
your band to have hair
like the Beatles…
I guess ‘John’ elephant
and ‘Paul’ elephant
were off doing
interviews when they
made this album cover!
What’s next? I would
predict that Bertha and
Tina stepped on Foster
Edwards!
24. Hey, I got a
great idea for
our new album
cover…
let’s take off
our clothes and
just, you know,
kinda, uh, I
don’t know,
hug and stuff…
Pass the
Jägermeister!
25. ORION –
REBORN
Orion is not
that
mysterious
so let’s put a
weird mask
on this
creepy old
guy with
evangelist
hair that
wears hip
clothes of
the same
blue as the
27. A Heino only
a Mutter
could Liebe
With special
guest
appearance
by (Ein
Geschenk
furs ganze)
Jahr (also
known as
Dieter from
Sprockets)
28. For some
reason the
photographer
uses the art of
distraction in
this cover…
It is really
hard to stop
wondering
‘why that
chair?’ or ‘why
that casual
arm position
with the
prosthetic
hand?’