The document describes a contest between four animals - a lion, monkey, giraffe, and squirrel - to see which can fastest climb a palm tree to retrieve a banana at the top. It claims the test can reveal something important about the reader's personality depending on which animal they choose. However, it then reveals that bananas don't actually grow on palm trees, suggesting the test is not legitimate. It advises the reader to take some time off if they feel stressed or overworked.

1. Test de la banane:
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2. Four different animals find themselves
under a really big, tall palm tree:
a lion a monkey
a giraffe a squirrel
They decide to have a contest to find
out who is the quickest to pick the
banana at the top of the tree.
Which animal do you think
gets to the banana first?
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3. Attention:
Your answer reveals something important about your personality.
Therefore, contemplate your solution carefully!
You only have 30 seconds for this task!
Which animal will grab the banana first?
Have you finally decided?
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4. then you're a hopeless case!
the lion, then you've got a serious problem!
If your answer was ...
the monkey, then you're a jackass!
the giraffe, then you're stupid!
the squirrel,
And why?
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5. Why? Simply because bananas
don't grow on palm trees!!!
You must really be too stressed and overworked.
Take a few days off and just try to relax!
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