A lion, monkey, giraffe, and squirrel see a banana at the top of a tall palm tree and have a contest to see who can get it first. The document is a personality test that asks which animal the reader thinks will grab the banana first, but reveals that bananas don't actually grow on palm trees, suggesting the reader is too stressed.

1. Test de la banane:
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2. Four different animals find themselves
under a really big, tall palm tree:
a lion a monkey
a giraffe a squirrel
They decide to have a contest to find
out who is the quickest to pick the
banana at the top of the tree.
Which animal do you think
gets to the banana first?
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3. Attention:
Your answer reveals something important about your personality.
Therefore, contemplate your solution carefully!
You only have 30 seconds for this task!
Which animal will grab the banana first?
Have you finally decided?
One click for the solution to this delicate question...

4. If your answer was ...
the lion, then you've got a serious problem!
the monkey, then you're a jackass!
the giraffe, then you're stupid!
the squirrel, then you're a hopeless case!
And why?
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5. Why? Simply because bananas
don't grow on palm trees!!!
You must really be too stressed and overworked.
Take a few days off and just try to relax!
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