The document describes a contest between a lion, monkey, giraffe, and squirrel to see which animal can reach a banana at the top of a palm tree the fastest. It warns the reader that their answer reveals something about their personality, and they only have 30 seconds to answer. It then insults whichever animal the reader chooses, revealing that bananas don't actually grow on palm trees. The document concludes by telling the reader they must be overworked and should take a few days off to relax.