The document is a satirical paid presentation promoting a fictional marketing conference called the B2B Forum. It uses exaggerated and unrealistic claims about the benefits of attending, such as improving hair, abs, and credit scores. It lists several well-known marketing experts and influencers as approving the forum. It closes by encouraging calling within 45 minutes to receive a bonus ShamWow and providing a website for more information.

1. The following is a paid presentation
from MarketingProfs.

2. *depressing music*

3. Are you sick of B2C examples being
applied to your B2B business?

7. Are you struggling to prove the ROI of
social media marketing for your
business?

9. Do you wish your favorite marketing
thought leaders could solve your
problems in real life?

11. Are you sick of conferences where the
speaker list is also the sponsor list?

12. Thank you to our speaker!
Thank you to our sponsor!

13. Are you overwhelmed with
marketing conference options?

15. Hi. I’m Ann Handley!

16. You may know me from such books as
Content Rules

17. or…Content Rules.

18. I’m here to tell YOU about a
revolutionary event happening in
October.

19. *upbeat music*

20. The B2B Forum helped me increase
revenue by 400%!

21. I learned so much…and I met my wife!

22. As you can see, we have some very
satisfied customers.

23. Not convinced?!?!?!?

24. I’ve got 5 reasons why the B2B Forum
is the best

25. Reason 5: Attending will make your
hair more full and luxurious

26. Reason 4: Attending the B2B Forum
will give you the tight abs you desire

27. Reason 3: The B2B Forum will energize
you…and also contains Vitamin B

28. Reason 2: The B2B Forum keeps your
marketing fresher, longer

29. Reason 1: The B2B Forum will improve
your credit score

30. STILL not convinced?!?

31. We asked these B2B marketing gurus,
experts, mavens, influencers, and
generally popular people if they agree

32. DJ Waldow Approved.

33. Nick Westergaard Approved.

34. Lee Odden Approved.

35. Laura Fitton Approved.

36. Steve Garfield Approved.

37. Joe Chernov Approved.

38. But how is the B2B Forum different?

39. It’s better.

40. Call in the next 45 minutes and we’ll
throw in a ShamWow!

41. SEE YOU THERE!

42. This has been a paid presentation from
MarketingProfs.
For more information on the
B2B Forum visit:
mprofs.com/wow