News from Les Pinediques.

1. PINES NEWS THURSDAY, 1ST APRIL 2010
APRIL’S NEWS
Tue or false?
This April the 6th year students have become reporters. They have been
out in the streets looking for news that can be interesting. Here’s what
they have found. Believe me, reality sometimes is incredible... isn’t it?

2. PINES NEWS THURSDAY, 1ST APRIL 2010
HUNGRY!!!! NO SCHOOL
Today school finishes because Eric
killed all the teachers.
Last nigth one girl ate more than 300
kilos of spaghetty. Then when she goes
By Albert Guiteras
shopping she takes a XXXXXXXXL
size.
By Aina Aumatell

3. PINES NEWS THURSDAY, 1ST APRIL 2010
PAULA, ELASTIC WOMAN CLAUDIA INVENTS THE
SANDWICHERA OF THE
Yesterday Paula drank dirty water and FUTURE
she turned into an elastic woman. Now
she runs very fast and her voice is
horrible because she speaks “pikinus”
the language of pigs. Shi isn’t happy
because she’s enormous. I think she is a LAST WEEK CLAUDIA
monster!!! INVENTED A NEW
SANDWICHERA.
THIS SANDWICHERA IS
SPECIAL BECAUSE IT TAKES
THE CHEESE AND THE HAM
AND IT PUTS EVERYTHING
INTO THE BREAD AND...
MMMMMM IT IS DELICIOUS!!
By Ariadna La Haba By Bruna Prat

4. PINES NEWS THURSDAY, 1ST APRIL 2010
THE MOON! RELAXING SCHOOL!!
Yesterday the scientist Lowo Shirt The children study in a sofa at school
discovered a bridge to the moon. because it is relaxing!
It is possible to arrive there by car.
By Clara Sañé
By Claudia Aumatell

5. PINES NEWS THURSDAY, 1ST APRIL 2010
NEW PLANET
CHANGE EYES
Yesterday, the scientists discovered a
new planet.This planet is between the Last weekend a scientist discovered
Earth and Mars. a machine that changes the colour
of your eyes. You choose a colour
you like and the colour of your eyes
changes.
In this planet there are normal people.
By Genís Donadeu
By Guim Segalés

6. PINES NEWS THURSDAY, 1ST APRIL 2010
THE SCARY NIGHT THE INCREDIBLE
VOLCANOES
In Spain one night the snakes, tarantulas and
bats were bigger than the other animals. It Yesterday in all the volcanoes in the earth the
was scary. The people said: “Aaaaa!” lava went up but the lava transformedinto
chocolate.
By Josselin Moreno
By Jaume Cunill

7. PINES NEWS THURSDAY, 1ST APRIL 2010
SCHOOL NEWS!!!
APRIL FOOL'S DAY
TRIUMPH SHOW! School finishes till 5611, because
the cats that fly and the dogs that
Triumph show is not triumph. It is Fail swim invaded the school!!!
show! Because it is failing !
By Mariona Callejón
By Julia Márquez

8. PINES NEWS THURSDAY, 1ST APRIL 2010
CLEANING PILL THE NEWS
Yesterday, they discovery a girl
Albert Einstein discovered a new pill who says: “a thousand apple
and with this pill you can have a bath trees”, and appear a thousand
and you don’t need water or soap. apple trees. It is fantastic news.
By Nuria Verdaguer
By Mohamed Ettaybi

9. PINES NEWS THURSDAY, 1ST APRIL 2010
DANDRUFF APRIL FOOL'S DAY
Ariadna is a big monster because when Yesterday the scientist discovered
she drank water, her hair grew up. She the new species of pig. This species
provoked an avalanche of dandruff and is purple and it has got seventeen
people shouted: legs and twenty tails and only one
eye.The pig lives in a house with
people.
SHE IS A BIG MONSTER!!!
HELP, HELP!!!
By Paula Sayos By Roger Montoya