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Already in Progress, Chapter 13
1. Hello! Welcome toâŠthe college chapter! Bwhahahaha!
(clears throat) Sorry. Got a bit carried away there. But this is the promised college
chapter. Before we get started, I just want to point out that Lexi Rossi is made of
awesome: Straight Aâs, a $4,000 vase, and now a $5,000 treasure chest. Maybe I should
call this Rossi Hall instead of Mondegreen Hall. What do you think?
And now, without further ado, letâs rejoin our storyâŠAlready in Progress...
2. CHALCEDONY: Is there anybody around?
JASPER: No.
JASMINE: Uh-uh.
CHALCEDONY: Okay, then, letâs make a pact. We never grew up into this stuff. It
never happened. Got it?
JASPER and JASMINE: Got it!
3. JASPER: Well, here we are at college.
CHALCEDONY: Uh-huh.
JASPER: Somehow I expected more.
CHALCEDONY: Itâs the build-your-own dorm project. It leaves a lot to be desired.
JASPER: Yeah. Remind me again why weâre participating in that? Since it was your idea
in the first place.
CHALCEDONY: My idea? I thought it was yours!
4. Teen romances end with no hard feelings, so Jasper is no longer attached to Sophie and
Jasmine is no longer attached to Perry. Jasper lost no time seizing the opportunity this
presented.
LEXI (sadly): Well, thatâs that, then.
CHALCEDONY: Jasper? I know how you feel. I have two bolts for Jasmine.
LEXI: So do I.
CHALCEDONY: âŠOh.
Totally autonomous, folks.
5. Shortly thereafter, Lexi graduated. She will get something nice, just as soon as I figure
out whatâs a suitable reward for someone as awesome as her. But if I were you, I
wouldnât hold my breath waiting for updates about her.
6. And with Lexi moving out, I thought Iâd give in to the Want that Jasmine kept on rolling
at regular intervals: Perry Goes To College. I was anticipating a nasty little triangle, with
much slapping, but that doesnât seem to be happening.
JASMINE: Hey, Perry, good to see you! You look great.
PERRY: Thanks.
JASMINE: You met Jasper, right? My boyfriend?
PERRY: Yup.
JASMINE: Well, this is his twin brother, Chalcedony.
CHALCEDONY: Hi.
(Perry nods in greeting)
7. CHALCEDONY: SoâŠHavenât picked a major yet, huh?
PERRY: Nope.
CHALCEDONY: Well, whatâs your Lifetime Want?
PERRY: Have Six Grandchildren.
CHALCEDONY: Mineâs Graduate Three Children From College. Youâre Family too?
PERRY: Yup.
CHALCEDONY: So do you have the want to Fall in Love locked all on your own too? I
know I do.
PERRY: Yup.
CHALCEDONY: But everyone I meet is taken. Iâm starting to feel pretty desperate.
(ruminating pause)
Letâs see how long it takes our college boys to come up with the same efficient solution I
thought of. The same aspirationâŠhighly compatible LTWsâŠa desperate, near-obsessive
need to Fall in LoveâŠ
CHALCEDONY and PERRY (simultaneously â and louder than necessary): My
autonomous gender preference is for Females!
Darn.
8. And that conversation naturally leads to this.
PERRY: This is a bad idea.
CHALCEDONY: Oh, come on. How are we supposed to meet girls if we sit around in
the dorm all day? This is much better.
PERRY: I have zero Outgoing points.
CHALCEDONY: That few? Wow, are you ever in trouble.
9. No, I think Iâm the one whoâs in trouble. First I had Chalcedony Scope the Room.
10. Then Perry. You see the problem, donât you?
Every single female in the bar lights up for both of them. And they all have serious
boltage. The boys are really desperate.
11. Perry didnât object to the trip to the gym, though.
I think he liked the view from the exercise machine.
Just go over and say som â Oh, right. Zero Outgoing points. I almost forgot.
12. CHALCEDONY (familiarly): Hey, how are you doing?
ELLE TANG: Iâm sorry. Do I know you?
CHALCEDONY: Werenât you at Diamondback the other night? We shot some pool?
ELLE: Oh, was that you? You look different somewhere with adequate lighting.
CHALCEDONY: UhâŠThanks?
ELLE: Iâm Elle. Elle Tang.
CHALCEDONY: Chalcedony Littledragon.
13. So Chalcedony asked Elle to come over and hang out. He also asked her to bring a friend
for his good pal Perry, but it seems that Angel preferred to spend the visit hanging out
with the cow mascot.
14. Which is probably just as well, since no-Outgoing-points Perry really isnât all that good
with strangers.
CHALCEDONY: So, Elle, I â
PERRY: âScuse me.
CHALCEDONY: Perry, Iâm trying to talk to Elle. Do you think it could wait?
PERRY: Chairâs here.
CHALCEDONY: Whatâs wrong with the couch?
PERRY: Jasperâs napping.
CHALCEDONY: We have got to get more chairs.
15. I would just like to point out that this did not actually hurt Chalcedonyâs relationship with
Elle at all.
16. Iâd also like to point out that Perry wasnât the only one with a knack for being where he
wasnât exactly wanted.
CHALCEDONY: Hey Jasper, have you seen my â ?
JASPER: No.
CHALCEDONY: But I havenât even said what â
JASPER: I havenât seen it. Scram.
CHALCEDONY: Okay, okay, fine! âLanthee, no need to get snippy about it!
17. Well, Cal, I think your brother might have other things on his mind right now.
19. But while Chalcedony and Jasper were having a fair amount of success on the romantic
front, this was the closest Perry came to romance.
CHALCEDONY: Oh, hey, Perry â this is my sister Amethyst. We all call her Amy.
PERRY: Hi. Nice to meet you.
âŠWhich isnât all that close. I mean, sheâs a teen. And I donât have the Forbidden Hack.
20. So Jasmine decided to help a pal out, and used just a teeny tiny little bit of Influence on
the cheerleader.
21. She probably should have screened her candidates a bit betterâŠ
CHEERLEADER: Whoa, do you work out? You have a great butt! It makes me wanna
just â
PERRY: (shrieks like a girl) Donât touch me! (panicked) Jasmine! Make this person go
away!
22. In Junior year (Perryâs Sophomore year, for those of you playing along at home), all the
bits you canât build if youâre in a dorm were finally finished. So, the gang moved out
briefly, I fixed things with the Zoning Board, and they moved back in to their shiny new
dorm. Whose new residents promptly celebrated with a big fire.
Guess who forgot to put in sprinklers or a smoke alarm?
23. But everyone came through unharmed and went back to their normal lives.
JASPER: So, babe, what would you say to a research session?
JASMINE: Can we study Fermatâs Last Theorem?
JASPER: You can â Iâm going to study the transition of Rome from a republic to an
empire, with special focus on the Emperor Claudius.
Yup, these two fulfill a romantic want or two and then roll the want to Do Research with
Someone. I generally let them work on that together too.
Jasper has switched from Pleasure to Fortune, which doesnât seem to have affected his
want panel much. About the only difference is that now heâd prefer a guitar to a bubble
blower. Since he isnât getting either as long as there arenât enough toilets to go around, it
doesnât really matter.
24. A new dorm means that now there are dormies who might possibly be susceptible to
being Influenced to Talk to Perry.
JASMINE: âŠJust talk, donât try flirting. He doesnât like that much.
CARMEN THE RANDOM DORMIE: Are you sure he likes me?
JASMINE: Yes, Iâm sure. I heard him say he wanted to be, ahem, friends with you the
other day. Go on over and talk to him. He doesnât bite.
25. CARMEN THE RANDOM DORMIE: But Jasmine said you liked me!
PERRY: I donât even know you.
CARMEN THE RANDOM DORMIE: But â But â I thought you were interested in me!
Now I see youâre just a big jerk. Fine. I donât want to get to know you either!
PERRY: Wha â ?
26. PERRY: I didnât mean â !
(Carmen walks away)
PERRY: Aaargh! Why canât I talk to girls? Why? Why? Why?
JASMINE: Howâd it go, Perry?
PERRY: Donât do me any more favors, okay?
27. But someone has to do something, Perry! Youâre really getting close to rock bottom here.
Heâs had the Want for a First Kiss self-locked since Freshman year! He wonât talk to
anybody! And if he does, theyâre male.
Fortunately, heâs the only one with a problem.
28. JASMINE: Hey, congratulations, Cal! You and Elle are going to be so happy together, I
just know it.
CHALCEDONY (bashfully): Thanks.
JASMINE: So how did you pop the question? Did you take her to a special romantic
spot? Paint your proposal on a wall? Hire the glee club to sing it to her?
29. CHALCEDONY (V.O.): No, I just kindaâŠasked. You know. On the way to class.
JASMINE (mildly disappointed): Well thatâs not very exciting.
CHALCEDONY (V.O.): When itâs the right person, âYesâ is all the excitement you
need.
JASMINE: Huh. Guess I should cancel the skywriter, then.
30. I donât think Jasper felt the lack.
JASPER: Holy crap is that a big diamond! Whatâd you do, steal the Koh-i-Noor?
JASMINE: Nothing but the best for my guy. You want?
32. And then the only thing left to do was throw a graduation party (final score: Good Time,
although I canât figure out why since certain people couldnât even be bothered to get
changed) and move back to Sandersville. First Jasmine.
33. CHALCEDONY: Sweeeet.
JASPER: I know, right?
JASMINE: Jasper, when I get you alone, you are so dead. I canât believe I let you pick
out my transition outfit!
PERRY: You look great.
JASMINE: Perry, you have your eyes closed.
PERRY: Zero Outgoing points. Lots of bare skin.
34. Then Chalcedony.
CHALCEDONY: What the â ? This isnât what I picked out! Jasper!
JASPER: What? You no like?
CHALCEDONY: Iâm gonna kill you when we get home!
JASPER: Take a number.
35. And then Jasper.
Who has no excuse for looking like this, since heâs the one who picked up the transition
outfits.
And this concludes the college chapter! I hope it wasnât too boring. College chapters are
mostly fluff anyway. Next time around, weâll have a wider cast of characters. I hope
youâll join me. Until then: vooooooo gerbits!