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I.M. Bored: A Legacy in 10 Generations - Chapter 3


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I.M. Bored: A Legacy in 10 Generations - Chapter 3

  1. 1. Welcome to Chapter 3 of the Legacy I am playing just because I am bored and I can’t really write plotty stuff all the time.<br />See Anime Bored up there? She doesn’t spot any plot. Despite all of her searching. <br />
  2. 2. In all fairness, I thought I would try to see if I could get a valid baby daddy potential for her. Crumplebottom is all good and all, but we need someone we can woohoo with. <br />
  3. 3. “Please, romance sim needs woohoo.”<br />
  4. 4. “Hey baby!”<br />“Um. You can woohoo, right?”<br />“Actually, no. I’m a gamebreaking NPC.”<br />“Oh.”<br />“But I can do other things to you.”<br />“Oh really?”<br />
  5. 5. “Yes. Really.”<br />“Romance simlikey.”<br />
  6. 6. Since this is college, and the girls are in a frat. It is important to have parties.<br />Granted if you don’t know any kids your own age, just invite your professors.<br />
  7. 7. They’re always good for entertainment. <br />
  8. 8. Even if said entertainment is your father kicking one of your professor’s ass.<br />It still makes for a good time. <br />
  9. 9. “Please. Give me someone good. Not an NPC, preferably. I need woohoo!”<br />
  10. 10. “I’ve got a small problem. I’m a romance sim who needs woohoo. Can you help me?”<br />“Sure, that’s what firemen are for! We help people!”<br />“So you’re an NPC.”<br />“Yeah.”<br />“You’re not broken are you?”<br />“Why don’t you look under the covers and find out.”<br />“Okay.”<br />
  11. 11. Her want to woohoo finally fulfilled, Anime buckled down and maxed her gaming enthusiasm. <br />
  12. 12. While the other two developed a mutual enmity over what should have been a friendly game of darts. <br />
  13. 13. And then, there was dating. I’m not quite sure what all’s going on here with the thought bubbles. <br />
  14. 14. Here though, I know what’s up.<br />“Bones is a popularity sim!”<br />“I hate my sister.”<br />
  15. 15. “So, it takes me three blood tries at the well to get a good woohoo. How in the world am I supposed to get 20?”<br />“Are you asking us? Because it’s naked time now.”<br />“I noticed. I expect Alex to spring for the steam cleaning later.”<br />
  16. 16. Since my romance drops weren’t working I decided to try the friends route. <br />“I’m not gay.”<br />Sigh…<br />
  17. 17. Another drop and we have our first pledge – Alyson Samson. The Y makes her special. <br />
  18. 18. Still time passed and soon it was time for me to decide if I wanted the reroll. Fantasy and Anime pretty much are spot on but honestly I don’t really see Bones as a Popularity/Pleasure sim. So I rerolled her and she got Pleasure/Family which actually suits her more. Still kept the same LTW of max the Gamer career. Not sure how that worked. <br />
  19. 19. “Hey. What’d you poke me for?”<br />“I saw you looking at my boyfriend!”<br />“Hello Gay, here!”<br />“That doesn’t matter!”<br />“What crawled up your butt and died?”<br />
  20. 20. “That’s it!”<br />“Please, don’t fight. I don’t like fighting!”<br />“Stay out of it, Corbin. This is between Bones and me!”<br />
  21. 21. “And stay away from my man!”<br />“Fine. Not like I was going to pick out curtains with him anyway.”<br />“Good.”<br />
  22. 22. That night, to make up for her bad day, Alex dropped off a telescope for Bones.<br />
  23. 23. However, Bones wasn’t the sibling who used it…<br />“Now to see who else is out to get my legal marrying potential hottie boyfriend.”<br />
  24. 24. “Yo! Girlie! Stop spying on my apples!”<br />“Wha? How did you see me from all the way back in Riverblossom?”<br />“I have my ways!”<br />“And why were you spying on me? Huh? It’s because of Corbin, right? You think he’s cute. Well he’s mine! You hear me? Mine!”<br />“Okay… I am going to back away from the crazy lady here.”<br />
  25. 25. “Hi. You’re a well drop, right?”<br />“Yeah.”<br />“Did you know I have 3 bolts for you?”<br />“Nope.”<br />
  26. 26. “Ewww! You have 3 bolts with that?”<br />“Shut up, Fannie. He’s fine looking and I am not looking to marry him.”<br />“And who asked you? You’re definitely not as hot as your sister here.”<br />“Ohhh. You sure know what to say to get to a girls heart. Come one let me show you something.”<br />
  27. 27. “So is this what you wanted to show me? Or is it that random woman sneaking around the outside of the house.” <br />“Nope. What I want to show you is under the covers.”<br />“You know you should invest in some curtains.”<br />“Nah. I like being an exhibitionist.”<br />
  28. 28. The girls finally earned enough money to finish buying the essentials.<br />Yes I consider the cow mascot head an essential.<br />
  29. 29. Come on, there is nothing quite as satisfying as tormenting the living hell out of something. Don’t you agree?<br />
  30. 30. “I wonder if I woohoo him my grade will go up.”<br />That’s the drama professor.<br />“Damn.”<br />“Anime’s hot!”<br />“Yes, I know. Could I entice you to find another use for that kerchief?” <br />
  31. 31. “Mr. Snowman, I think you are awesome and all. But do you think I could borrow your pitchfork to poke an annoying sibling with?”<br />
  32. 32. “Anime. Who is that up there on the porch?”<br />“No one important.”<br />
  33. 33. “Wooo! You’ve got a piano.”<br />“That would be from the date before you.”<br />“Awesome!”<br />“So can we woohoo now? I’d like to get a move onto my next conquest.”<br />“Just lead the way!”<br />
  34. 34. “Ummm Aren’t you a little young to woohoo?”<br />“I promise to be a quick study, ma’am.”<br />“How about you look me up when you’re older. If that ever happens.”<br />“Awww, ma’am. You’re mean!”<br />“And you would be too if a punk nosed snot called you ma’am. And now I need someone who doesn’t smell of teen spirit.”<br />
  35. 35. “Ahhhh! Much better.”<br />
  36. 36. “Mmmm… Pizza. The food of the gods.”<br />
  37. 37. “Hmmm I seem to be seeing more of your fanny, Fannie. You might want to do something about that. Ta! Off to class!”<br />
  38. 38. “Oooh! That Anime! I’ll show her!”<br />
  39. 39. “Okay, Fantasy. No pain no gain. We can work this off. We want to be pretty for Corbin.”<br />
  40. 40. We interrupt your angst fest to bring you this lovely sight. Sigh. Remind me to pledge her in so that we can fix this little problem.<br />
  41. 41. We now return you to your regularly scheduled college hell already in progress. <br />
  42. 42. “So…”<br />“So…”<br />“Wanna dance?”<br />“Sure.”<br />
  43. 43. Hold the phone… Her. I need her. Those eyes. I must have those eyes. <br />*starts plotting on how to get her into the family*<br />
  44. 44. Well Anime is out as an option. Aside from the straightness, she’s got a lot of plant talking to do.<br />
  45. 45. So I threw Bones at her. They hit it off and if I tweak the turnons there will be 3 bolts. <br />
  46. 46. But this isn’t all about Bones and Anime. I do have another girl.<br />“Yay! I get a slide.”<br />Yeah… She’s boring. Going back to the interesting kids. <br />
  47. 47. “So you’re Corbin’s friend.”<br />“Indeed I am, and you are the sexy woman he can’t have.”<br />“Oh tell me more.”<br />
  48. 48. “So he was comparing you to a bonsai. Hard to care for but worth it for the beauty.”<br />“Aww that’s kind of sweet. Creepy. But sweet. Made creepier by the fact that he’s standing right behind me.”<br />
  49. 49. “Oh Anime. For some inexplicable reason I have 3 bolts for you and I can’t deny my feelings any longer.”<br />
  50. 50. “But what about my sister?”<br />“What about her?”<br />“Good point.”<br />
  51. 51. “Awwww aren’t you two sweet.” <br />And so began the night of kimono tennis with Anime acting as the ball. <br />
  52. 52. She’d bounce to Knut here for a little something.<br />
  53. 53. Then she’d go back to Corbin for a little something more…<br />
  54. 54. And where was Fantasy through all of this? <br />Outside, trying to get fit…<br />
  55. 55. “Oh yeah! Now I will kick the ass of anyone who gets near my man! Fear me!”<br />
  56. 56. “Way to make the cow fear you, Corbin.”<br />“I hate cows.”<br />“Who doesn’t?”<br />
  57. 57. And so college still dragged on.<br />“You know there’s a geyser in the lawn.”<br />“Yeah. Someone will have to take care of it.”<br />“Not it!”<br />
  58. 58. “Hmmmm… I didn’t know that being a math major required so much writing. Still I need to not let anything distract me. I’ve got to do well in school.”<br />
  59. 59. “Yep. Distractions are bad. Nothing can pull me away now.”<br />
  60. 60. “You suck!”<br />“I am not going to say anything right now.”<br />“I bet my boyfriend could have kicked her ass.”<br />“If he weren’t busy with someplace else.”<br />“What do you mean by that and where is Anime?”<br />“Someplace else.”<br />
  61. 61. “Okay we’re gonna cheer really loudly and wake her up with team spirit, got it!”<br />“Got it!”<br />“Vaddasu la gorn!!!”<br />
  62. 62. “I am so stinking tired. I am longing for my own bed and a place free of mascots. How much longer must I endure.”<br />I was sadly thinking the same thing. <br />
  63. 63. There are times I find college so stifling that anything that breaks up the monotony is a good thing. <br />Like the streaker’s untimely demise due to the femoral artery being severed. <br />
  64. 64. Or the moving in of the place holder. <br />Yeah I still have a semester left, but I don’t want to forget. I will.<br />
  65. 65. And then there is the obligatory get the heiress in the garden club thing.<br />“This flower is perfect absolutely perfect.”<br />
  66. 66. “Here have another wishing well, and I love your decorative treasure chest. It really adds something to the overall feel of this magnificent yard.”<br />
  67. 67. So who’s the heiress, in case you’re wondering…<br />Well it’s not Bones, possessor of the awesome nose.<br />
  68. 68. Nor is it Anime the really bloody interesting and fun to play.<br />
  69. 69. Nope it’s Fantasy. Who I seriously think won because people like Corbin. <br />So yay. I don’t have to watch one of my favorites die. I just get to be bored for a while longer.<br />
  70. 70. “You mean I don’t have to be a single parent and can marry Alexandra? Sweet!”<br />
  71. 71. ‘Congrats on winning the heir poll, Fannie! Here let me help you get started on dying!”<br />“Oof!”<br />
  72. 72. “Corbin, honey, are you exciting about marrying me and starting a family.”<br />“Sure I am. Anything to get me out of this kimono.”<br />“Actually about that…”<br />“What?”<br />“Nevermind.”<br />
  73. 73. “Mmmmm I could get used to this.”<br />
  74. 74. “So since I am the heiress what I say goes.”<br />“Nice of you to think that.”<br />“Well, I am declaring that all of us need to be friends and you need to stay away from my boyfriend.”<br />“Hello, gay here!”<br />“I wasn’t talking to you, Bones.”<br />“Fine whatever. You won’t catch me with your boyfriend.”<br />“Good. Now let’s go be friends.”<br />
  75. 75. “I am so going to kick your ass, Fannie!”<br />“Ha! I am the street fighter queen!”<br />“Girls let’s not fight.”<br />“Don’t you have something else to do. Like maybe see if you can get your head into your ass.”<br />
  76. 76. “What are you doing? No I don’t want to know.”<br />
  77. 77. “Mmmm. That’s nice. A man could get used to this.”<br />“Just think we’ll have our entire life to be affectionate with each other.”<br />
  78. 78. “Umm. Did you know that you’re kissing a guy in a llama outfit.”<br />“Mmmph!”<br />
  79. 79. “Seriously, how are you even doing that?”<br />“Mmmph?”<br />
  80. 80. “I’ve got to bow to your mad kissing skills.”<br />“I’m good. What can I say?”<br />“Vaddasu la gorn!”<br />
  81. 81. Fantasy wasn’t the only one wooing crazy cheer people. <br />“Vaddasu la Bones!”<br />“Yeah. That was fun. Besides what happens in college, stays in college.”<br />
  82. 82. “Uh huh! Yum!”<br />
  83. 83. “Hadoken!”<br />“Stop acting out the game some of us are trying to study.”<br />“Ha! Yeah right. You’re just waiting around until Fannie comes back from class so that you can make out with her.”<br />“I hate it when you are right.”<br />
  84. 84. So where was Corbin while Fantasy was at class?<br />Should I mention that he is apparently a giant man slut?<br />
  85. 85. “Hi unfortunate pants girl. You’ve finished your pledge period. You want to move in?”<br />“Uh sure.”<br />“Great, I’ve got a dresser with your name on it.”<br />
  86. 86. “Oh wow! I’m not as cold. The drafts they were drafty!”<br />“Can you go cheer elsewhere? I am trying to max my enthusiasm.”<br />“Nope.”<br />“Fine! I’ll do something else.”<br />
  87. 87. “Ahhh peace and quiet. Now I can work on my David Doran impression.”<br />
  88. 88. “Oh Yeah! Take that Vega! I am the ass kicking mama!”<br />
  89. 89. Realizing that I was taking pictures of people playing games, I bought the girls a makeover station. Because those are always fun!<br />
  90. 90. And I was right. Fantasy was the worst sim ever at this. She’s got 10 neat points but all but one of her makeovers were failures.<br />
  91. 91. The one good one? This guy here. I am looking forward to well drops later with tragic results.<br />
  92. 92. Still we only had a little time before the end of the never ending college. So Fantasy went off to harvest whatever she could.<br />
  93. 93. Bones finished her novel. Apparently while on the toilet.<br />
  94. 94. And then the three girls went to their last final exam.<br />Anyone have a want for a graduation party?<br />Nope?<br />Seeing that it’s time to send people home and see the damage.<br />
  95. 95. Anime proves she is awesome by growing up in a totally appropriate outfit for her. <br />
  96. 96. And Bones decides that she needed to follow suit. <br />Yay two outfits that I don’t have to change later.<br />
  97. 97. Finally Fantasy grew up into an okay outfit but not what we are looking for clothes.<br />“I can get engaged now?”<br />Yes, our heiress here is going to head home where engagements, weddings and babies all await.<br />So since this is a good stopping point I think we will stop.<br />Until next time.<br />Happy simming!<br />