The document describes different types of employees and their approaches to absence from work. It discusses "Butch Presentee" who insists on coming to work even when sick and spreading germs; "Buffalo Skiver" who knows the absence policies well enough to take time off without triggering policies; "Sleeps-with-Smartphone" who works from home when sick but ends up making mistakes; "Wild Bill Ghost" who has been absent for months on sick pay without the new manager knowing; and "Annie Excuses" who uses many excuses to miss work and the doctors cannot confirm her health issues. It then discusses the benefits of an attendance management system for improved compliance with policies and procedures.