Bitter truths you can't avoid. Book written by Lemony Snicket. Book trailer created by Kathryn Whitehouse to support SJSU SLIS LIBR 264 Fall 2010.

1. Lemony Snicket
Horseradish
Bitter Truths
You Can’t
Avoid

2. Lemony Snicket
likes you.

3. Lemony Snicket
even respects you.

4. Lemony Snicket
wants to give you
some life advice.

5. Lemony Snicket refuses to offer
anything less than the
unvarnished truth about the
troubles, disappointments, and
irritations that will befall
everybody.

6. Chicken soup may be
soothing, but sometimes
only the bitter truth will
do.

7. Lemony Snicket
on
“Home”

8. It is always sad when someone leaves
home, unless they are simply going
around the corner and will return in a
few minutes with ice-cream
sandwiches.

9. Lemony Snicket
on
“Family”

10. It is not very polite to
interrupt a person, of course,
but sometimes if the person is
very unpleasant you can
hardly stop yourself.

11. Lemony Snicket
on
“School”

12. Most schools have a system
of loud bells, which startle
the students and teachers at
regular intervals and remind
them that time is passing even
more slowly than it seems.

13. Lemony Snicket
on
“Work”

14. Fetching objects for people
who are too lazy to fetch
them for themselves is never
a pleasant task, particularly
when the people
are insulting you.

15. Lemony Snicket
on
“Entertainment”

16. Everyone should be able to do
one card trick, tell two jokes,
and recite three poems,
in case they are ever trapped
in an elevator.

17. Lemony Snicket
on
“Literature”

18. A library is like an island in
the middle of a vast sea
of ignorance, particularly
if the library is very tall
and the surrounding
area has been flooded.

19. What
pearls of
wisdom
await you
inside this
fine book?

20. Borrow Horseradish from
your library today.

21. Lemony Snicket
would not
steer you
wrong!
You
Lemony Snicket

22. Horseradish
Bitter Truths You Can’t
Avoid
by Lemony Snicket
Digital book trailer by
Kathryn Whitehouse
Prepared for SJSU LIBR 264
Fall, 2010
Taught By Dr. Doug Achterman
Images sourced at Karen’s Whimsy free
Victorian clip art and
http://graphicsfairy.blogspot.com
Piano roll “Frogs Legs Rag” 1906 from
www.archive.org.