Dogs can often cause awkward social situations for their owners. Some examples described in the document include a dog humping its toy in the middle of a family party, defecating while its owner is flirting with someone, and eliminating in a busy train station in front of many people. Other awkward scenarios involve a dog peeing on a date, not knowing how to eat properly, pooping at an inopportune time, and walking into a room and farting at a party. Dogs may also behave inappropriately by showing private parts, barking loudly during phone calls, eating Christmas presents, sniffing crotches, not knowing how to run, or stealing toys at the dog park.