The document lists various reasons for having a shot, including that it's Friday, pay day, exams are over and passed, the bar is about to close, the team won, work is finished, it's a holiday, and various relationship statuses and events. It also mentions different types of shots and reasons to drink them, such as it being fun or someone recommending one.

1. I ♥ Salt & LemonI got Hired I won't remember tomorrow! If I don't Someone Else Will
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It's Easier to Get Laid I'm Drunk ARRIBA ! ABAJO ! AL CENTRO ! PA’ DENTRO
I wanna get Wasted
My Team Lost
I CanI failedIt's Pay Day! She is Pregnant I'm getting Married! The Bar is About to Close
NOT?
My Team Won
It's Friday
I finished Work
ALLEEEEEEEEEE SANTEEEEEE!!
WHY
I don't want to remember tomorrow!
Salud The Barman Recommended One The Barman is Hot
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It's too early... Who cares?
I need a Chasser
It's Cool So Totally Sober
You can set it on Fire!
I'm Reading this Wall
It's my Last Day in Montreux
I graduated
I'm Single You toldnot Pregnant
me to
I'm in a Relationship (Shh!)
I have exams! She is
I hate my Boss
tab
The Barmaid is Hot
I ♥ SHOTS Why need a reason? I'm not DrivingThursday
Sunday
Exams are Over I Passed
I'm Happy
It's Quick
Jägerbombs Sante It's Never Too Late!I'm getting Divorced
Jägerbombs Kanpai REASONS I'm allergic to unalcoholic beverages!
It's Easier to Get Drunk On
Wicked Wednesday
Someone else ordered them
TO HAVE A SHOT Every Day It's Someone's Birthday
I have nothing else to do
I got Fired
Because
What else would I drink?
Who get's drunk on Soda?
Chuck Norris Would
I said so
Na Zdrovie
It's Monday
I'm in love
Cheers
He said so
It's FUN
She said so
I have some catching up to do
Yiamas
They're making me One Shot Leads to Another I've never tried that one Djs Playing That Song
I'm buying the first round I know I shouldn't Voices Told Me To
You Should See me Dance after a Few Shots Got Rejected It's Legal
The Wall Says SoI'm at Taboo
I'm too Sober Everybody Else is Having One
I like the Small Glasses
It's Tuesday I'm on Holidays
I'm in Montreux Having a Shot is a Good Reason It's My Birthday I'm an Alcoholic
I feel like it To help the Beer Goggles?The Liver is Evil and Must be Punished!I like this Song