A lion, monkey, giraffe, and squirrel hold a contest to see who can reach a banana at the top of a tall palm tree the fastest. The document warns the reader that their answer reveals something about their personality, and they only have 30 seconds to answer. It then insults whichever animal the reader chooses, and reveals that bananas don't actually grow on palm trees. It concludes by telling the reader they must be overworked and should take a few days off to relax.