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pack your stuff and
leave
Resources for Educators
The Future Belongs to the
Learners......
Not the Learned
Alan Haskvitz, teacher
l
National Teachers Hall of Fame
l
Named 100 Most Important Educators in World
l
USA Today All American Educator
l
Reader’s Digest Hero in Education
l
NCSS Middle Level Teacher of the Year
l
NCSS National Exemplary Program
l
Learning Magazine Professional Best American Teacher Award
l
Cherry International Great Teacher Award
l
George Washington Freedom Foundation Award
l
State/National Awards in economics, technology, environment, agriculture, economics, art,
service learning, journalism, English, history, photography, creative writing, civics
l
Featured on NPR, CNN, Time, Newsweek, and USA Today,textbooks, national television
l
Never been observed by State or Federal or non-principal District official
This inservice is on resources
l
I learned from our school's inservice on Common
Core that the main idea can be conveyed by a
consultant by giving quotes and showing online
videos.
l
Since she makes a lot of money I thought I
would give it a try.
l
Here goes:
A Different Generation
l
Students were born into cyberspace.
l
Never needed an actual airline “ticket”
l
A quarter of the entering students already have suffered some hearing loss.
l
The Secretary of State was almost always a woman.
l
There has always been football in Jacksonville but never in Los Angeles.
l
Exposed bra straps have always been a fashion statement, not a wardrobe malfunction
to be corrected quietly by well-meaning friends.
l
TheTwilightZone involves vampires, not Rod Serling.
l
Two-thirds of the independent bookstores in the United States have closed for good
during their lifetimes.
You can get help from teachers,
but you are going
to have to learn a lot by yourself,
sitting alone in a room.
Dr. Seuss
We teach individuals
l
A graduation ceremony is an event where the
commencement speaker tells thousands of
students dressed in identical caps and gowns
that 'individuality' is the key to success.
l
Robert Orben
Resources help reach
l
Different Thinkers
Ah, Differently
The bottom line is that everyone thinks differently.
Rihanna
Women bond differently, and I don't think men understand that.
Julie Garwood (romance writer)
I think all kinds of parents are different in what they're seeking.
Margaret Spellings
I'm crazy, I'm nuts. Just the way my brain works. I'm not normal. I think differently.
Justin Bieber
I think you have different soulmates throughout your life.
Kim Kardashian
Change is difficult
Free Stuff/Discounts
Free
http://www.passionforsavings.com/fre
e-stuff-for-teachers/
Discounts
Awesome Stories
l
The Best Site forhighinterest reading.
l
https://www.awesomestories.com/
l
https://www.awesomestories.com/asset/view/Ani
mals-as-Defendants
Common Core
l
https://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=dAVmb8cEWcE
Differentiated Instruction in the
classroom
l
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn8faeuQjE0
How Much is a Teacher Worth
l
https://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=WAiWOnB0EZQ
Changes to the World
l
https://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=Swnt0wvBDsE
Never Give Up
l
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13N6gAlhAqg
Texting Comment
And Bill Gates Confirms our Value
l
Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the
kids working together and motivating them, the
teacher is the most important.
l
Bill Gates
Parent Teacher Meeting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sr5kWOdkHYA
Thanks for staying
A Few Of My articles
l
http://articles.latimes.com/keyword/alan-haskvitz
l
What Poor Teachers can Teach Us
l
http://gazette.teachers.net/gazette/wordpress/ala
n-haskvitz/what-poor-teachers-can-teach-us/
l
Traits of Good Teachers
l
http://www.teachers.net/gazette/JAN09/haskvitz/

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Free resources for teachers and humor

  • 1. There is still time to pack your stuff and leave
  • 2. Resources for Educators The Future Belongs to the Learners...... Not the Learned
  • 3. Alan Haskvitz, teacher l National Teachers Hall of Fame l Named 100 Most Important Educators in World l USA Today All American Educator l Reader’s Digest Hero in Education l NCSS Middle Level Teacher of the Year l NCSS National Exemplary Program l Learning Magazine Professional Best American Teacher Award l Cherry International Great Teacher Award l George Washington Freedom Foundation Award l State/National Awards in economics, technology, environment, agriculture, economics, art, service learning, journalism, English, history, photography, creative writing, civics l Featured on NPR, CNN, Time, Newsweek, and USA Today,textbooks, national television l Never been observed by State or Federal or non-principal District official
  • 4. This inservice is on resources l I learned from our school's inservice on Common Core that the main idea can be conveyed by a consultant by giving quotes and showing online videos. l Since she makes a lot of money I thought I would give it a try. l Here goes:
  • 5. A Different Generation l Students were born into cyberspace. l Never needed an actual airline “ticket” l A quarter of the entering students already have suffered some hearing loss. l The Secretary of State was almost always a woman. l There has always been football in Jacksonville but never in Los Angeles. l Exposed bra straps have always been a fashion statement, not a wardrobe malfunction to be corrected quietly by well-meaning friends. l TheTwilightZone involves vampires, not Rod Serling. l Two-thirds of the independent bookstores in the United States have closed for good during their lifetimes.
  • 6. You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room. Dr. Seuss
  • 7. We teach individuals l A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success. l Robert Orben
  • 9. Ah, Differently The bottom line is that everyone thinks differently. Rihanna Women bond differently, and I don't think men understand that. Julie Garwood (romance writer) I think all kinds of parents are different in what they're seeking. Margaret Spellings I'm crazy, I'm nuts. Just the way my brain works. I'm not normal. I think differently. Justin Bieber I think you have different soulmates throughout your life. Kim Kardashian
  • 12. Awesome Stories l The Best Site forhighinterest reading. l https://www.awesomestories.com/ l https://www.awesomestories.com/asset/view/Ani mals-as-Defendants
  • 14. Differentiated Instruction in the classroom l https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn8faeuQjE0
  • 15. How Much is a Teacher Worth l https://www.youtube.com/watch? v=WAiWOnB0EZQ
  • 16. Changes to the World l https://www.youtube.com/watch? v=Swnt0wvBDsE
  • 19. And Bill Gates Confirms our Value l Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. l Bill Gates
  • 22. A Few Of My articles l http://articles.latimes.com/keyword/alan-haskvitz l What Poor Teachers can Teach Us l http://gazette.teachers.net/gazette/wordpress/ala n-haskvitz/what-poor-teachers-can-teach-us/ l Traits of Good Teachers l http://www.teachers.net/gazette/JAN09/haskvitz/