national park menu

1. Appetizers (Choose one)
AAAACK!!!!. . . . . . . . $4.50
It’s a bit scary, so be sure you order it with a
friend and buckle your seatbelt!
Trash Can Fritter...$5.65
Mmmm...a little bit of this, a little bit of that.
Don’t let the name fool ya, it’s delish.
Choose one of each:
1.Sauce: Spicy or Sweet
2. French Fries or Fruit
Entrees (Choose one)
WHAT WAS THAT?!…. . . . $11.50
I know what you’re thinking. You must be crazy
to try this! But seriously, we need all the help we
can get. Join us in our quest to protect this
honored dish.
Choose one:
Salad or Pasta
RAAAWWWRRRRR, I’m hungry . . . . .
. . . . . . . $14.99
We hope you’ve brought a big appetite, because
this is the biggest dish we’ve got! Although many
would be afraid of this giant, the truth is, we
want to be sure to project it.
Choose one of each:
A pile of mashed potatoes or A Mountain of Fries
Corn Olé or Roasted Ear of Corn
(Consumer assumes all responsibility for encounters with wild animals.)
Desserts (Choose one)
NO MORE POLLUTION
PIE…. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$2.95
Cool and refreshing, you’ll ask for a second slice.
But we’ll never share our recipe!
LEAVE NO TRACE TIRAMISU
$4.00
So light and fluffy, you won’t gain a
pound!
El Tovar
Breathtaking View,
First Class Dining