a fractured fairy tale

1. Little Red Jumping bean
Once upon the 20th century there was a Little Red Jumping
bean. Her mom asked her to bring some gravy to Fat Gramma
beans house.
So she set off through the forest of produce at Kroger.
About half way there she ran into the Big Bad Potato! He asked
her where she was going.
“To Fat Gramma Beans house” replied Little Red Jumping
Bean.
“I will race you there” said the potato. Then he took off for
Fat Gramma Beans house going as fast as he could .Then Little
Red Jumping Bean set off taking her time skipping along and
jumping over all the cracks on the tile floor.
When she got to the banana shelf she went under and
knocked on the door to grammas house.
But unfortunately the Big Bad Potato had got there first
and gobbled up Gramma bean in one bite. Then he put on her night
cap and got in her bed. So when Little Red Jumping Bean got to
her grammas house he was in her bed she knocked on the door
and came in and said where you are
“In bed he replied” so she came over to the bed “what big
eyes you have”
“The best for seeing you with”
“What big head you have”
“The best for sleeping with”
“What big teeth you have”
“The best to eat you with”
Then he jumped out of the bed and chased her out of the
banana section out into the forest of produce. Then “thwump” a
shopper dropped a spoon on the Big Bad Potato then Gramma Bean

2. popped out of his mouth all in one piece good as new. Then they
made mashed potatoes out of him then they covered him with the
gravy and lived happily ever after!
THE END