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Hack the Hack0r
build your own damn legos



by Gregarious Narain <gregarious@getchute.com>




                                                 Photo Credit: Joe Shlabotnik
build blocks, not balls
blocks go together, falls make a mess




                                        Photo Credit: ladybugbkt
give it a REST
face it, REST is the BEST




                            Photo Credit: liber(the poet)
be a super model
nothing’s easier than knowing where all the curves are




                                                         Photo Credit: Projecte
                                                                Senglar
don’t make me type
why document.getElement() when you can just $()




                                                  Photo Credit: toastytreat87
be a drawerer
if you can’t draw it, how can you code it?




                                             Photo Credit: mumblion
the password is password
you’re only half as secure as you think you are




                                                  Photo Credit: Richard
                                                        Parmiter
build your own mafia
they’ll cover your ass, for a price




                                      Photo Credit: joluka
only ask stupid questions
edge cases are for edge people




                                 Photo Credit: dullhunk
situation normal, all fuc
make sure that you know that i know what went wrong




                                                      Photo Credit: emerille
HA HA HA HAHA HA HA
you thought this shit was gonna be easy?




                                           Photo Credit: Swami Stream
</end>
I’m Gregarious. More at http://about.me/gregarious.

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Hack the Hacker: Build Your Own Damn Legos

  • 1. Hack the Hack0r build your own damn legos by Gregarious Narain <gregarious@getchute.com> Photo Credit: Joe Shlabotnik
  • 2. build blocks, not balls blocks go together, falls make a mess Photo Credit: ladybugbkt
  • 3. give it a REST face it, REST is the BEST Photo Credit: liber(the poet)
  • 4. be a super model nothing’s easier than knowing where all the curves are Photo Credit: Projecte Senglar
  • 5. don’t make me type why document.getElement() when you can just $() Photo Credit: toastytreat87
  • 6. be a drawerer if you can’t draw it, how can you code it? Photo Credit: mumblion
  • 7. the password is password you’re only half as secure as you think you are Photo Credit: Richard Parmiter
  • 8. build your own mafia they’ll cover your ass, for a price Photo Credit: joluka
  • 9. only ask stupid questions edge cases are for edge people Photo Credit: dullhunk
  • 10. situation normal, all fuc make sure that you know that i know what went wrong Photo Credit: emerille
  • 11. HA HA HA HAHA HA HA you thought this shit was gonna be easy? Photo Credit: Swami Stream
  • 12. </end> I’m Gregarious. More at http://about.me/gregarious.

Editor's Notes

  1. \n
  2. Make a system that feeds itself. Silos are harder to explain.\n
  3. I know there&amp;#x2019;s people who still think it&amp;#x2019;s cool to be clever. It&amp;#x2019;s not cool.\n
  4. Naming conventions are awesome. Spell them out clearly and make sure everyone uses them internally.\n
  5. Convenience methods are not evil. Reduce frustration internally and externally.\n
  6. Convenience methods are not evil. Reduce frustration internally and externally.\n
  7. Worry about security everywhere in your API. Trust nothing that comes in from the outside.\n
  8. A solid core of developers that you can sound off against is worth its weight in gold. It also builds out your first evangelists.\n
  9. Too often we worry about the various edges and corners we&amp;#x2019;ll run into. Unearth them by asking simple questions that everyone can answer. It&amp;#x2019;s easier to answer 5 simple questions than 1 hard one.\n
  10. Error can and will happen. Be poised and graceful when they do. Make sure they know you thought of that already. Have a document on hand that outlines what&amp;#x2019;s supposed to happen.\n
  11. It&amp;#x2019;s our job to do the hard stuff.. otherwise why would I need an API at all?\n
  12. \n