Bear Grylls' survival expertise and media empire are examined in the context of austerity Britain. Survivalism and prepping have proliferated in mainstream culture as economic and environmental anxieties have increased. However, true survival in austerity Britain, as depicted in a satirical article about Bear Grylls attempting to survive on an average salary in London, may be nearly impossible due to high poverty, unemployment, housing costs and income inequality exacerbated by government austerity measures.