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E Used blow-up slides for rent. $25 down pay- McAllen Judo is currently o ering sum-
D ment or six rolls of duck-tape. mer self-defense seminars. Topics in-
clude: “How To Kill With A Spoon,” “One
Equestrian tours of San Benito is looking for a Person For Every Fist,” and “Where To
lost horse. Last seen between Pilo’s and Wal- Run.”
Mart, answers to “Charlie.”
To my beautiful vet: You make me jealous
e Independent Film Review Board of of my Daschund, I wish I got to see YOU
Santa Rosa wants your lm for our annual when I get sick. Meet me at the dog-park
contest! is year’s grand prize is half-o on ursday. Bring treats.
of next year’s submission fees.
Enroll your kids in community sandlot
Shy male seeks contemplative female for a baseball today! More life lessons and less
quiet evening. pads means no more whining about do-
ing the dishes.
Gladys Porter Zoo’s “Exotic Exchange
Program” begins Friday. Show your cat Super Aquarium Warehouse is looking
what it’s like to live in a zoo for a week, for a new night manager. Our last night
while you teach your children the joys of manager would like to reiterate that one
Zebra grooming! should only a empt to move aquariums.
I see you every week across the street at I’ve sat next to you at work for 3 years. I
Carwash Carwash. I work at Fiesta Car- used to steal your o ce supplies to make
wash on the other side of Tyler and I love you notice me. Incidentally, I’m sorry you
you. I think I’m ready to move up to Full got red for continuously “losing” o ce
Service, meet me tonight at Jack In e supplies, but I guess you can move in with
Box. me now! My place, Wednesday, be there!
Ok, many were a joke this month but
Amateur home-decorator seeks rst the staff of enCORE welcomes submis-
professional client. Must love brown or sions from local artists and readers to
taupe. post on our Classified & Personal Page.
No charge for artists for first 10 words.
RGV Earth-Day Activists are currently Each additional word will be charged $1.
Email to encore.w9@gmail.com.
searching for nuclear-ready missile cas-
ings to remind the seven other planets Deadline for the August 2011 issue will
what day it really is. be July15th 2011
Labrador breeder seeks loving home for
ve puppies and himself. Rent is just too
high.
To the guy who helped me pick up my
books at Starbucks: You are gorgeous, and
surprisingly knowledgeable about micro-
biology! Help me “study for an exam” Sat-
urday night at Baloos.