Slides from my presentation on Soft Skills forum in the CNTU on Oct/19/2017

1. How to become
a bad software
developer
By Dmitry Durach

2. Not only code matters

3. Boolean checking in if()
if (b.ToString().length < 5){
…
}

4. #define TRUE FALSE

5. #define TRUE random()%2

6. 00. Work from 9 till 6

7. pro’·gram·mer (n)
An organism that
converts caffeine
into code

8. 00. Work from 9 till 6
01. Shoot first and ask questions
later

10. 00. Work from 9 till 6
01. Shoot first and ask questions later
02. Write sophisticated code

12. 00. Work from 9 till 6
01. Shoot first and ask questions later
02. Write sophisticated code
03. Be sure your code is bug free

14. 00. Work from 9 till 6
01. Shoot first and ask questions later
02. Write sophisticated code
03. Be sure your code is bug free
04. Deploy on Fridays

16. 00. Work from 9 till 6
01. Shoot first and ask questions later
02. Write sophisticated code
03. Be sure your code is bug free
04. Deploy on Fridays
05. Don’t have any backups

18. 00. Work from 9 till 6
01. Shoot first and ask questions later
02. Write sophisticated code
03. Be sure your code is bug free
04. Deploy on Fridays
05. Don’t have any backups
06. Go to IT only for money

21. Thank you!
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