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DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE!
THIS SOFTWARE SENDS MESSAGES
I FIXED IT YAYYYYYY
FIXED SO MUCH
CRAP
BLEH
TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLL
I GOT A JOB WHO CARES IF THIS WORKS](https://image.slidesharecdn.com/commits-2018-180306181556/75/UChicago-CMSC-23300-The-Best-Commit-Messages-of-2018-11-2048.jpg)
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UChicago CMSC 23300 - The Best Commit Messages of 2018
This document summarizes the best commit messages from a university computer networks and distributed systems course in 2018. It provides examples of amusing, creative, and expressive commit messages covering topics like fixing bugs, testing code, using Git, merging code, frustration with programming, and overall happiness when code is working. The document explores common themes and sentiments in commit messages through the use of grep commands and examples.
UChicago CMSC 23300 - The Best Commit Messages of 2018
- 1. The Best CommitMessages of 2018 University of Chicago – CMSC 23300 Networks and Distributed Systems
- 2. Before we begin,let's take a look back at the...
- 3. Top Ten CommitMessages of All Time
- 4. 10. WELL BUTTERMY BUTT AND CALL ME A BISCUIT, GUESS WHO GOT THE TESTS PASSING? 9. i love the smell of segfaults in the morning 8. Made host a global (eat your heart out borja) 7. AND NOW THE UNS TTENING BEGINS■■
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- 6. 5. The nightis dark and full of errors 4. how the f■■k did I pass two more tests? I only fixed one of them. this is gonna bite me in the ass later isn't it? f■■k me 3. oh my god, it's spelled LUSERS, not LUSER 2. last push of the night jk can't stop
- 7. 1. worked anadditional day, finished everything but send function is clearly broken so test all fail. this is hell on earth. I would pray to God, but I don't know how to correctly send messages.
- 8. And give anhonorable mention to...
- 9. The Best BranchNames of 2018 aaah oops stuff real-dev-branch weird-issue last-minute-changes rip rip2 RIPRIP hail-mary-for-now wearesoclose alivepineapple deadpineapple tabletennis all_the_packets trashbranch trashtesting hopelessness_and_despair mergeplsdonthurtme f k-this-stupid-f king-merge-conflict■■ ■■
- 10. The Best CommitMessages of 2018
- 11. $ grep "^[^a-z]+$"commits.txt DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE! THIS SOFTWARE SENDS MESSAGES I FIXED IT YAYYYYYY FIXED SO MUCH CRAP BLEH TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLL I GOT A JOB WHO CARES IF THIS WORKS
- 12. $ grep !commits.txt It all compiles! Let's see if it'll work... IT WORKS! We get a 50! no longer runs forever! we can build! malloc works but buffer overflow is BACK baby!!!! timer working! i think... Yoda! You seek Yoda!
- 13. $ grep "^...$"commits.txt | sort -u ??? ... bye dup faf fix heh idk lol nvm one p1a pls rev tcp ugh wgu why WIP wtf XXX yay ycm yum $ grep "^....$" commits.txt | sort -u .... asfd away back blah Bleh BLEH bugs conf cont crap CRAP done Done DONE EASY help HELP init list LIST logs main make meow moar typo Typo ughh well what What yada yass Yoda yolo more MOTD oops oper ping pong push rest RT_T tags temp test Test
- 14. $ grep -ibug commits.txt | wc --lines 964
- 15. $ grep -ibug commits.txt another day another debugging session so many bugs, if we ignore all the double free errors will they go away? not done with debugging gotta take the L we fixed so many bugs, this is so much better than last time, we're not taking the L again more bugs than my shitty apartment basement :) well my packet_arrival_handler is closer to being written in real code, but we're still not totally there yet, debugging this is going to be a fucking nightmare
- 16. $ grep -ibug commits.txt this bug wtf trash fix for a trash bug. trying to debug everything :( DEBUG MARATHON TIME Not even 20 yet, yet I still went through more existential crises than the Titanic during this debugging session. Good news: Our ship's not sunk. Bad news: So many icebergs ahead I SPENT THREE HOURS DEBUGGING A FUCKING SEMICOLON AT THE END OF AN IF STATEMENT
- 17. $ grep -itest commits.txt "passing some tests!" things... work???? (passing all data transfer tests) PRIVMSG WORKS!!! not thread safe yet but OMG IT PASSES TEN OF THE TESTS HALLELUJAH all tests are crashing. fml finished 1 whole test yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaa boiiiiiiiiiiiI what are these race conditions and why do new ones appear every time we test U G H We have sold our souls to the gods of the random tests and in exchange are now failing nonrandom tests instead
- 18. $ grep -i"^why" commits.txt why whyyyy whyyyyy whyyy god why is this so slow why is this not working why is it not working help why rtt why why u no robust WHY DID ALL MY BOBA ORDERS GET CANCELED :'(
- 19. $ grep -icsil commits.txt All the p1a tests fail. Getting kicked out of csil. Will debug back home getting kicked out of csil GETTING KICKED OUT OF CSIL AGAIN $ grep -i hate commits.txt i hate this Gahhhhhhhh I hate this i hate git i hate time
- 20. $ grep -igit commits.txt git is stupid i hate git Screw git f k git■■ f k you git■■ really git? was that REALLY necessary? git why are you like this? git ate my homework
- 21. $ grep -imerg commits.txt mergey mergey mergey merge isn't merging fun? oh boy, here I go merging again Merges are hard and I have no idea what I'm doing pls not merge pain again about to enter merge hell. pray for me jesus done with merge hell? merge hell 2: electric boogaloo
- 22. $ grep -if■■k commits.txt We f■■king fixed it f■■k locks lmao BIG F■■KING LOCKS ARE BIG F■■KING DEALS 29.45 / 50 f■■k yes i'm 2.5 pts away from not failing getting 37.5/50. f■■k it, we done the last commit before i inevitably f■■k up the timer hey kids, always remember to zero out memory, don't be a dumb f■■king idiot like me
- 23. ........................ C isstupid Just kidding C can have my children anytime
- 24. You know whatthey say 4th times the charm You know what they say 5th times the charm You know what they say 6th times the charm
- 25. Commit messages canbe... forgetful
- 26. added todo fileso we remember what to do because our lives are a mess forgot what i did who tf knows what the hell i did apparently I changed something in channels.c - no idea what but it's probably important I no longer remember what this commit is about man, in his hubris, forgot to follow the style guide
- 27. Commit messages canbe... born out of frustration
- 28. COPY THE PAYLOADYOU PIECE OF SHIT BAD CODE DONT SUBMIT DUMBASS IT WAS A SCOPING ERROR - dang it c, why can't you be like your cousin JavaScript omggg when does this end UGH I WANT TO SLEEP
- 29. Commit messages can... defycategorization
- 30. UNREACHABLE: MY LOVELIFE I'm like Mary Poppins at this point PING PONG THE WITCH IS DEAD POTATOS. MASH EM, BOIL EM, STICK EM IN A STEW GRIMA, COME DOWN FROM THERE. YOU WERE ONCE A MAN OF ROHAN we bought 9 one dollar pastries from the med. they r probably judging us
- 31. Commit messages canbe... thankful
- 32. thank god forcontinuous integration letting me know I didn't add these new files Found the error. Thank L. Ron Hubbard thanks to valgrind we are no longer the edward snowden of cs projects
- 33. But, most ofall, commit messages can be... happy
- 34. YAYYYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYA very emotional day Wefew, we happy few, we band of brothers (irony) LUSERS WORKS! NOT A LUSER ANYMORE MOM Commented all my functions. I'm still in shock that this isn't due for several more hours and all the test have been passing since yesterday, it's a fucking miracle and this will probably never happen again in my life so I need to enjoy it while I can
- 35. I HAVE NEVERBEEN HAPPIER TO HAVE A FAILING GRADE i am so happy i can no longer feel my self MODES = COMPLETE, MY SOUL = COMPLETE Oh my god this project isn't actually due this week and this is the best news I've heard in a long time and so now I'm committing and going to bed and I can't believe I get to sleep tonight
- 36. Borja please putthis in your slide show. I need attention. I'm a millenial.