1. Remember me as a man who loved cleaning his home. Having your home cleaned by
professionals isn’t really my cup of tea. For like my father always said ‘If you can, do it
yourself’ And that is exactly what I have in mind. Having a clean and healthy home is the
cornerstone of any successful life choice, because it incorporates within its core the fine
principles of organized thinking.
Deriving all my conclusions from the fact that indeed, sometimes we cannot do it all buy
ourselves, I the reason I am writing this article, as to remind you how good is to do things for
yourself.
Cleaning on one hand is considered a chore, but I am here to tell you that in actuality it is not.
It is somewhat of a thing you have top do in order to keep your home clean as it could be.
Take me for example; I like to clean my kitchen at least 5 times a day. I like to do things in
five. That is why I am going to tell you the 5 steps toward making your home a little cleaner.
I. Always be ready! It doesn’t take a nuclear scientist to determine that the only way
for something to be clean is to keep it clean. When you drink your high-sugar
carbonated beverages, be sure to put a coaster underneath. |It is not gay, I swear!
II. Always have money! Having money is a wonderful thing buy itself, but for one to
indulge his or hers cleaning appetites, one must first conquer the financial issues
everybody has nowadays. Detergents and equipment is rather expensive, so why
not do it yourself?
III. Always be sober! One of the biggest mistakes people make when they decide to
clean their homes is that they take mind altering drugs, as to cheat the work itself.
These may include all kinds of stimulants, be they cathinones, amphetamines or
psychedelics. Limit your drug intake and clean with a sober head.
IV. Always have a spare pair of underwear nearby! If you are lifting something heavy,
like your cooker, there is a huge possibility that you are going to crap your pants.
To avoid smelling like a turd all day, I suggest putting a new pair of undies.
V. Always have a friend by your side! This is important, because as we all know
friends are the perfect little tools to get ahead with the cleaning processes. It can
work and it could clean and it won’t ask for any money in return.
And all that said, you still cannot be 100% ready for the actually cleaning experience, for it is
quite difficult to imagine anything more devastating than cleaning without the proper
knowledge!