10. “All views my own” and variations on that
theme is a familiar Twitter bio convention.
And familiarity breeds curiously
contemptuous bastardisations of that
convention.
16. Twitter has more than its fair share of
genuine, bona fide, smug strategy cockbags.
The curious thing is that quite a few seem to
have amassed large numbers of followers.
17. Fortunately and more curiously, those
real-deal smug strategy cockbags have
spawned just as many smug strategy
cockbag parody bios.
24. Curious and cool is tough to pull off in a
Twitter bio. The margin for error is small.
It’s the social media equivalent of trying
ever so hard to make it look like you
haven’t made an effort with the clothes that
you’re wearing.
The secret, it would seem, is total
randomness.