1. No matter how you slice it
Team Loafer
The Bake-Great Bread
Co.
Fall 2012 Catalog
For orders call 1-800-555-1212
Presented by Team Loafer

2. The Loafer
Like you’re walking on a
cloud!
This stunning shoe is just what
tired, sore feet knead, er need.
Let your dog fetch a pair for you,
and you can relax from the
stress of a hard day.
One size fits most.
Available in white, rye, whole
wheat, and sesame (shown).
$49.95 + s&h

3. The Penny Loafer
Go retro with a
penny on the toe!
Yes, it’s back. That style
with a penny on the toe
that was so popular in
the 1950s. (Remember
the Bass Weejun?)
One size fits most.
$59.95 + s&h
(penny not included)

4. The Pencil Propper
Can’t find a pencil when you
need one?
Never have that problem again with the
Pencil Propper, which will hold your
pen,pencil, or whatever (use your
imagination!) up and in full view.
Colors: white, pumpernickel, and
cinnamon raisin.
$9.95 + s&h

5. Spitwad Ammo
Be prepared!
Caught in the cafeteria or
classroom without paper when
a spit-wad war breaks out?
Want to get that cute blonde’s
attention? Now you don’t need
to rip up your text book or
homework for ammo.
Our Wonderful Bread Ammo
Loaf is so soft you don’t even
need to add spit!
$9.95+ s&h per loaf
Available in white only

6. Note Holder
Never forget to meet your in-laws
at the bus station again
with this handy little note holder!
Available in white loaf size only but easily
broken down into smaller units.
$9.95+ s&h
Allow two weeks for shipping

7. Emergency Earplugs
Don’t go deaf!!!
Our handy earplugs can be
made instantly out of our
special Ear Plug Loaf.
Guaranteed to fit and
provide protection from
loud noises such as electric
fans, obnoxious co-workers
and car motors.
Available in White or
Cheese loaf.
$19.95+s&h
NOT SUITABLE FOR AQUATIC USE

8. Abominable Doughman
The perfect gift for the
man who has everything!
Avoid the stress of holidays,
birthdays and other events requiring
gifts. Now you can order our
Abominable Doughman kit to create
something you can be sure he won’t
already have. Simply follow
enclosed directions to create a gift
anyone will be excited to receive.
Available in White Loaf only.
$39.95+ s&h

9. Make Your Own Penicillin
Kit
Never waste time and money in a
doctor’s office again.
Our special, limited edition Make Your Own
Penicillin Kit will save you hours and dollars in
prescription medicines when you “grow your
own” right in your kitchen, bathroom,
basement, or anywhere you have a warm,
damp environment.
Order Now! Limited time offer.
$39.95+ s&h

10. Last but not yeast
There’s nothing like our flat
breads to stir up a good
exercise throwing the
discus.
Our specially made flat breads are
superior to all other discus substitutes
for the distances they can be thrown.
Rated #1 by the IOC and FINA. (Flat
Bread Tossing is rumored to be an
event in the Tonga Olympic Games.)
Available now in wheat or corn tortilla.
$19.95+ s&h per dozen (12)

11. Holier than…
Very special breads
for very special
occasions
Sometimes only the best will
do-- and we do it. Please order
at least 4 weeks in advance.
Call for prices.
Other religious breads can be made
especially for the occasion and faith.
Communion The Menorah

12. Our All-Time Best-Seller!!!
Our Wonderful Bread
No matter what kind of day you’ve
had, there’s nothing nicer than
coming home to a fragrant, cloud-
soft loaf of our Wonderful Bread.
Opening the wrapper instantly
brings back memories of your
carefree days of childhood, of PBJs,
of Grandma’s gravy, of warm
summer days.
$18.95+ s&h (less if you buy by the case)
See following page for a list of suggested
uses.

13. Suggested Uses for Our
ATBS Loaf
skim up grease when cooking Other
absorbing odors from cooking *Loafers-casual shoes (also can be used to leaving
removing scorched smell from burnt rice crumb trail in the woods ala Hansel & Gretel
Sandwiches ear plugs
stuffing toilet paper
put in your mouth while chopping onions to avoid growing penicillin for science project or health
crying mouse house
keep cakes, cookies, brown sugar, etc. fresh germinating seeds
soup bowl **door stops
making friends (after all, com-pan-ion=eat bread with, **keep vehicles, airplanes, etc. from rolling when parked
origin of word) **concrete substitute
hiding dog pills or stuff you didn't want to eat but were **paper weights
supposed to blotters
picking up tiny glass shards too small to see paint brush cleaner (water-based only)
make-up applicator or remover pencil or candle holder
beauty treatment (soaked in milk, baby oil, etc.) absorbent pad
bait for fish, fowl or beast art work (e.g., sculpture)Christmas tree ornaments
dusting and cleaning delicate items or paintings
Religious
Sporting Equipment Represent or become Jesus for communion
ball to throw, bat, kick, etc, when properly prepared Menorah
discus *shoes also available in Rye, Whole Wheat,Cinnamon
target for archery, shooting, etc. Raisin, and Two-Tone Swirl. One size.
ammo for spit wad wars or food fights ** when aged

14. About Us
The Bake-Great Bread Co was founded last week in Cyberspace by Team Loafer, i.e., Bill Schnitz and Betsy Replogle,
because Roberta Payne has dropped out, we never heard from Deepak, and M. offered only words of encouragement
but no ideas. BGBco strives hard to produce the finest products, and some are scientifically tested for quality. We hope
you will come back soon and give us excellent ratings.
All our bread is made by
loving hands.
Our factory sign
Baked in our unique oven.
Real life testing
By skilled bakers
Germinating parsley Satisfaction ! Shipped FRESH to you
Scientifically tested for quality