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1. KING SIZE 1ST
King Size 1st ruled Britain in the 16th century. He came to power when King
Pilchard 5th died.
Under King Size's rule going to school at 3.00 in the morning became
compulsory; any refusal and you would end up with a lengthy jail sentence,
possibly 10 years.
At 3.00 every morning the king ‘would send his armies into peoples' homes
to drag them out of their beds; if they resisted they would be hung, drawn
and quartered. Sometimes dogs ‘were sent into peoples' homes to drag
them out of their beds, and they could bite.
The teachers in each school were dangerously strict and used canes with
spikes to whack pupils, ‘inflicting horrible wounds which needed bread
juice to heal them with, obtained from bread trees.
Cockfighting was the order of the day as it was the 16th century.
Sometimes the cruel teachers order boys to fight with cocks. Once a boy
had died, the teacher would rejoice showing what a monster he was in a
school under King Size's rule.
Once the boy had died, the teacher made him into a prefect to rule over the
boys.
Even though the boy was dead, he could still become a prefect. It could
only happen when a teacher shouted:
'Come back to life and deal with this unruly boy 'Prefect'.
Once this was done, ‘the prefect would die once more and only come back
to life again whenever another boy misbehaved.
The prefect wasn’t the only dead person to rule over other boys in this
school for one of the teachers who got murdered by a mad boy took charge
of the classroom only minutes following his death, and some more unusual
things happened; a skeleton was appointed as the new headmaster at this
strange school, The George Milky Secondary Unmodern.
‘Now it’s back to King Size 1st
, ruler of England in the 16th
Century. This
king ruled with a rod of iron. Anybody who made fun of him would be hung,
drawn and quartered.