1. THE AERO CAR
One day an aero car arrived to take a man to the day centre.
The flying taxi as it was called picked up the man and ascended up into
the sky. The flying taxi flew over Ilford, and when it finally arrived in
Pickles Lane it came down to Earth and dropped the man Nigel Cowpie
off at his day centre. Soon the door swung open and the user went right
in and sat down at his computer, but as he turned it on it squirted ink all
over him. Some idiot deliberately poured ink into the hard drive. The
man who did it was Percy Nose; he wore four eyed glasses and made
trouble for all. This wasn’t the only thing for there was a man who
urinated in the garden. He was caught and expelled.