While playing football, one player kicked the ball and it burst open, revealing a baby inside. The footballers were shocked to see a baby hatch from the football, but they later discovered the ball contained "baby seeds" that had grown into a human. One player brought the baby to a human depot to be fostered by a suitable family. The football was then incinerated and turned into compost to grow new footballs that may someday hatch more babies.

1. THE BABY THAT HATCHED
OUT OF A FOOTBALL
One day whilst men were playing football the ball burst
open and a baby popped out.
"A baby hatching out of a football, I can't believe my very
eyes said one of the players."
What the footballers didn't know was that there were
"baby" seeds inside the football and from these a baby
had sprung. It only came to light when the ball was kicked
and it burst open revealing a baby. Immediately one of the
players took the baby to a human depot whilst waiting for
it to be fostered. A suitable family were found.
The football from where the baby had hatched from got
chucked into an incinerator and turned into football
compost, ideal for growing a new set of footballs from
which future generations of human beings would hatch
from.
The "baby inside a football" isn't the only case of it's kind
for there have been cases of babies hatching out of

2. babies.