The document summarizes a redneck-themed wedding at Lake Carl Blackwell in Stillwater, Oklahoma. It describes the arrival of guests and a photo shoot with the bride and her family. It then lists some of the activities at the wedding, including limo arrival, a catfish-shaped cake with 6 pies, a sacrificial altar, and the bride and groom exchanging unconventional vows. The summary concludes with references to a DNA test to determine the father of a child and drinking Mad Dog 20/20 toast to celebrate the wedding.
8. More people would have signed the guestbook, but when they saw “X” as one of the names, they all thought they had already signed.
9. Where do I begin? I don’t know what’s more scary, This guy? Or the fact that he’s wearing a camo CLIP-ON tie and suspenders!! He’s ready for huntin’ or a board meetin’ at a moments notice!!
10. Pops explanin’ the family tree to the clergyman. No, no, they’re just 1 st cousins…
11. Im Larry, this is my brother Daryl and my other brother Daryl.
14. Ahh, the traditional ‘Throwing of the Bouquet of Lakegrass and Cat Tails” Notice the usher havin’ a smoke on the campsite crapper.
15. Her vows: I promise to clean yer fish. You kill it. I’ll grill it I’ll love, honor and obey you, so you don’t punch me in the face. I promise to pick vomit out of that beaver on your chin when you get too drunk every night. His vows: I promise to be home at least once a week. I promise to drink light beer while I drive I promise not to make your mom pull my finger.
16. I now pronounce you husband and wife! Y’all go have fun now’ ya hear!
17. Anyone seen a cake around here? We left it on the table and it seemed to blend into the surroundings..
18. Next on Maury – DNA tests will prove one of these men is this boys daddy.