This document provides advice for college students from a 2006 graduate of Bronxville High School. It covers academics, course selection, interacting with professors, internships and jobs, public speaking, personal finances, social skills, and general life advice. Some key points include choosing courses based on professor reputation rather than description; getting to know at least two professors well; tracking expenses; establishing credit; maximizing 401k matching; and saying yes to new experiences. The advice aims to help students thrive academically and professionally after college.

1. For the Bronxville High School Class of 2017
May 2017
Ned Kenney
BHS ’06
STUFF I WISH I HAD BEEN TOLD
BEFORE I WENT TO COLLEGE
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2. Disclaimer
The views and opinions expressed in this presentation are those of the author (although, for the record, he
gleaned most of this stuff from friends and family members who are much better at life than he is). This
presentation does not necessarily reflect the views and opinions of the company for which the author works,
his parents, his acquaintances in organized crime, or his considerable network of Myspace friends.
Please keep in mind as you’re reading this document that it’s simply impossible to adhere to every guideline
herein. (This is especially true for the author, who has been consistently disappointing himself and those
around him for many years.)
[Moving from the 3rd to the 1st person…]
That said, I hope at least a few ideas will resonate with you—and change your perspective/behavior for the
better—as you thrive in college and beyond.
Good luck!
Ned Kenney
BHS ’06
n@laughable.com
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3. Academic
• Leave college having forged great relationships with at least two professors. Invest in them, and help them invest in
you; take them to lunch, go to office hours, take multiple classes with them, do the readings before class, ask
questions, and get good grades. You will learn a lot from them, and you will have two real advocates when you
inevitably need a reference/recommendation.
• Course/professor selection is critical. Your best resource is people a year or two older than you.
• Ugh, GPA totally matters.
• Cheating is never worth it, and don’t sweat the people who are cutting corners. Keep your head down and get your
work done.
• Half the battle is staying organized.
o Keep your files up to date and in the cloud.
o Use a calendar app for keeping track of deadlines and to-dos.
• What’s your ‘story’? Take classes that work toward that story. (It’s OK if the story changes.)
• STUDY ABROAD, if given the opportunity. Your stateside friends will be there when you get back. Take advantage of
an opportunity to immerse yourself in a new culture and meet new people.
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4. • Course Selection
o In an era of rapid change, course content is less important than learning how to think critically, frame a
question, and express yourself clearly. Think about the underlying skills you want to take into the world rather
than simply punching a ticket.
o Pick courses not on the basis of the description, but rather on the reputation of the professor for challenging
students. Students tend to do better when they are intellectually engaged, even if the material is difficult.
Remember that performing well in a class with a top notch professor builds your confidence.
o Seek out advice from older students, but be discerning about doing what they say in terms of what fits best
with your abilities and interests. Be skeptical about advice that includes phrases like, ‘The professor gives good
notes,’ or, ‘The tests are easy or right from the book, so you don't have to go to class.’
o Seek out smaller classes and seminars, so that you get to know your professor and expand your circle of
friends.
• Interacting with Professors
o Avoid being ‘high maintenance’. Complete assignments on time and identify crunch periods ahead of time, so
that you can responsibly ask for an extension. Don't miss a deadline and then expect the professor to solve
your problem.
o Create a good impression in your email communications with your professors. Don't use first names unless the
professor invites you to. Don't use slang and texting abbreviations.
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Academic, ctd.
Words of Wisdom from a Dartmouth Professor
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5. Work – From Internships on Up
• First priority: keep your immediate boss/supervisor happy. Good ways to do so: anticipate their needs and make
progress to address those needs before being asked.
• Appearance:
o Clothing: It’s not about the brand or the price, it’s about how well you take care of your stuff. Find a good tailor
and make sure everything fits. Keep things dry cleaned/ironed/washed/steamed/etc. Look CRISP.
o Easy on the cologne/perfume.
• Unfortunately, attention to detail really does matter.
• Actively seek feedback - but don't be annoying about it.
• Don’t be ‘that guy’ or ‘that girl’ at events with alcohol. 2 drinks, maximum.
• If you become known as unfailingly reliable, the most interesting opportunities will find you.
• If you are going to identify a problem, ALWAYS attempt to accompany it with a solution.
• Mistakes happen. Don’t cover them up; take immediate responsibility and move on. And don’t make the same
mistake twice.
• Keep your personal life/emotions out of the workplace.
• Don’t take negative feedback personally. Everyone has room to improve.
• Keep track of your most impressive accomplishments/substantive contributions in real time. This list will be
indispensable to preparing for performance reviews, negotiating a raise/promotion, and updating your resume.
• Keep the following at your desk:
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o Napkins
o Tide pen
o Deodorant
o Mouthwash and gum
o Umbrella
o Medication
o Razor (guys)
o Tampons (girls)
o Fresh pair of socks and shirt/blouse
o Lint roller
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6. Public Speaking/Presenting
• Be prepared! Preparedness = confidence. It’ll show.
• Smile. Throw in some jokes. Make people feel at ease.
• Good charts win meetings!
• Anticipate likely questions/points of confusion and address them proactively.
• If you’re stating something as a fact, make sure it’s definitely true. Have the data to back it up. People will
challenge you on certain things. You won’t get flustered if the facts are on your side AND you can cite them
readily.
• Budget your time to end early. You will always talk for longer than you anticipate, no matter how many times
you’ve practiced.
• SPEAK SLOWLY.
• If you need to use a “visual aid” (e.g. a PPT/Keynote deck), note that there are two very different types you can
develop, depending on the situation:
1) ‘Leave behinds’, where the deck has to speak for itself when it’s sent around after the presentation. This
deck is an example. If actually presenting it, do NOT just read all the words on the slide. Outline key points
in the notes section and ask the audience to stay with you rather than focusing on reading every word (they
can do that later).
2) Non ‘leave behinds’: you should have no more than 20 words on a slide. Punchy phrases, graphics, lots of
empty space. If you have time, use animations so that only one idea shows up at a time.
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7. Talking Good
• Stop saying 'like'.
• Know what you’re going to say before you start speaking.
• Don’t be a ‘hostage talker’: avoid telling long and boring stories.
• Maximize your substance-to-syllable ratio. (Sometimes big words help with this. Sometimes they don’t.)
• Don’t start sentences with 'So…’.
• Avoid ending statements by trailing up as if you're asking a question…even though you're not.
• Stop apologizing when you didn’t actually do something wrong!
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8. Money Matters
• No matter your academic major or professional aspirations, take a couple of econ classes – including, ideally, one on financial
markets. A lot of very ‘smart’, ‘well-educated’ people are financially illiterate. Don’t be one of them.
• Track your spending (on Mint.com, an Excel spreadsheet, an index card) each month. Get a rough sense, at least, of where
your (and/or your parents’) money is going.
• Credit cards: open a card now if you haven't already. Pay off the balance every month. Establishing a credit score before you
graduate is important for when you need to find an apartment post-college.
• Do everything you can to avoid not having health insurance, even for a few days; getting hurt can spell financial ruin.
• After graduating college: Based on your salary (and any other sources of income, e.g. your parents), stick to a budget that
allows you to put 5% of your pretax income in a savings account (AND contribute to your 401k—see below) without taking on
debt. This is your ‘rainy day’ fund. Keep your fingers crossed it never rains!
• Investing
o Some companies will match some or all of the money that you divert directly from your paycheck into retirement savings.
If your company does offer some amount of matching, max out your 401k matching (or put in whatever you can spare
from your pretax income even if there’s no match) and get exposure to financial markets that way.
o If you have the resources to take on additional exposure to financial assets, you should strongly consider doing so. For
these next few years, this isn’t about making lots of money; it’s about about building a fluency with financial
markets/assets and developing financial self-sufficiency.
o Don't buy individual stocks or shares of ‘actively managed’ funds (which have higher fees without better performance) -
buy index funds (for both stocks and bonds).
o You’re young – go overweight equities (i.e. take on more risk) but diversify with bond funds as well.
o Only put money into financial assets that you know you won’t need for YEARS. Market fluctuations and fees will eat you
up if you prematurely liquidate.
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9. Being a Modern-Day Awesome Chick / Real Solid Dude
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• Show up on time. If you’re ‘really nice’ but you’re always late, you can and should do better.
• Write a handwritten thank you note when someone goes above and beyond to help you.
• Making eye contact is almost always a good thing.
• Huge leg up if you can remember people’s names. They remember that you remember.
• Don’t make life difficult for the person doing everyone a favor. Someone’s planning an outing? Needs you to send
her money so she can buy tickets for the group? If you make her email you three times and your only response is
‘Chill out, I’ll pay you’ before begrudgingly doing so, you can and should do better.
• If you don’t take photos, that’s fine: just don’t give people who DO take them a hard time. Eventually, you’ll all be
glad those photos exist.
• No important conversations over text message or email – do it in person.
• Always exude confidence, but never act as if you are the smartest person in the room - even if you know you
probably are.
• It takes work to be a good friend and neighbor. Most people know to avoid sins of commission. Be mindful of sins of
omission! (e.g. not RSVPing to stuff or missing a chance to do something nice for someone with minimal effort).
• Reach out to people when something bad has happened to them. They’ll always remember your kindness.
• Never make decisions (especially highly consequential ones) when you’re angry and/or upset. Take a walk, call a
friend, cool down, and then reassess the situation. Ideally, sleep on it.
• Stay off your phone when socializing. Be fully present whenever you can!
• It's rarely the screwup that ruins careers, relationships, etc. It's the cover-up of the screwup. BE HONEST AND
ACCOUNTABLE. (Required reading, will take you less than an hour: 'Lying' by Sam Harris. http://bit.ly/237NGx2)
• Be direct with people and articulate your concerns/frustrations earlier rather than later. Give people a chance to fix
things. If you seethe in silence, you are not a victim.
• Don’t claim victim status unless you really are a victim, and if you accuse someone of wrongdoing (especially
publicly), make sure you’re right. Stay as far away as possible from people who make false accusations.
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10. Miscellany to Keep in Mind
• GET ENOUGH SLEEP, EAT WELL, AND EXERCISE REGULARLY.
• Avoid going ‘a level up’ in arguments, e.g. ‘People warned me you were like this,’ or ‘You’re selfish and I hate you.’ Stick to the specific issue at hand.
• Beware of people who feel backed into a corner. They do strange, unpredictable things. If at all possible, give these people an out – e.g. if you see
someone trying to walk off with your phone, say, ‘Hey, might you have accidentally mistaken my phone for yours?’ That way, you’ve addressed the
situation without having needed to levy a serious allegation.
• Related to the previous bullet: do NOT escalate any type of confrontation with someone who meets any of the following criteria:
o Has WAY less to lose than you do, in that specific moment and/or in general.
o Is drunk / otherwise highly under the influence.
o Is a convicted murderer.
• Find a hobby you’re passionate about and keep at it. Volunteering, woodworking, taxidermy, philately…it doesn’t really matter what, so long as you’re
enjoying yourself and continually improving at whatever you’re doing.
• SAY YES TO EXPERIENCES. Concerts, trips, whatever. Just say yes. The value of an experience only grows with time: the opposite is true of most material
things.
• Traveling with people is a great chance to get to know them. It’s not just about the destination; enjoy every train ride!
• The number of people you are in regular contact with will peak during college. And that's totally OK. Predictable, even. The rest of your 20s is about
investing in the people who really matter. Surround yourself with those who cheer your successes, pick you up when you fall, and can be trusted with
confidential information.
• Dealing with the Police
o If something goes horribly wrong and a situation turns dangerous, cops are the people on the front lines. They deserve a lot of credit and respect
for this reality. Full stop. That said, some cops do bad things to innocent people. Protect yourself by knowing your rights and how to assert/exercise
them appropriately (see below for specifics).
o Don’t spend any more time interacting with the police than you absolutely have to. You don’t need to be guilty to get arrested, and you can only
get arrested while standing next to a cop, so minimize the time you’re doing so.
o Be respectful to officers and deferential to their authority, but if they do anything that concerns you, be ready to unapologetically record them on
video and confidently assert your constitutional rights. For example:
§ Per the 4th Amendment: Without probable cause or a search warrant, a cop can’t search you or your property. If a cop says something like,
‘You’re clearly up to no good’, or ‘Just let me search you and then I’ll let you go’, that’s a giveaway that they know they don’t have probable
cause and are therefore pressuring you to waive your 4th Amendment rights. Don’t give in.
§ Per the 1st Amendment: You can take photos/record video of whatever you want in public spaces as long as you’re not interfering with the
police. So, record all you want – just don’t get in a cop’s way.
§ If an officer is hassling you when you don’t think you’ve done anything wrong, you should politely ask, ‘Officer, am I being detained?’ If he says
anything other than ‘yes,’ then follow up with, ‘Am I free to go?’
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11. Big Ideas to Guide You
• The golden rule will almost always help you figure out the ‘right’ thing to do: TREAT OTHERS THE SAME WAY YOU
WANT TO BE TREATED!! (Unless you’re a masochist.)
• There’s no bigger buzz kill than a guy who takes himself too seriously.
• It’s better to be wise than right.
• People won’t remember what you did or said – they’ll remember how you made them feel.
• Serendipity can only happen if you show up!
• Be a net ‘giver’ and avoid sustained exposure to people who are ‘takers’. The key to healthy relationships is
reciprocity. Good people find ways to contribute.
• No crying over spilt milk. Move on. This approach eliminates like 98% of the things people get upset about.
• Be critical of yourself, but ONLY to the extent doing so helps you improve. Beyond that, cut yourself a break!
• Delayed gratification: Do something your future self will thank you for.
• ***Gratitude and positivity: practice them!***
o Remember where you came from and the people who helped you get where you are today.
o What happened today that you’re grateful for?
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12. Awesome Speeches that are Worth Your Time
• David Foster Wallace – 2005 Kenyon College Commencement Address (video) –
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CrOL-ydFMI
• Charles Wheelan – 2011 Dartmouth Class Day Address (text only) –
http://www.dartmouth.edu/~commence/news/speeches/2011/wheelan.html
• Conan O’Brien – 2011 Dartmouth Commencement Address –
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmDYXaaT9sA
• Michael Lewis – 2012 Princeton Baccalaureate Address –
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiQ_T5C3hIM
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