1. Funny Talks
One day I was at the corner where I crossed the street to wait for the bus, I crossed to meet
a man, and I said:
Good morning, and he answered, good morning, and when I was about to cross the street
and stop and say, hey son, can you help me?
Of course, I said, to what?
Help me to cross the street, is that these motorists have no consideration, he told me
And then help the gentleman who was something old and we crossed the street, I told him
where I went and kept quiet, I did not say anything, when we arrived, he said, thank you
son, and returned to the corner where we came
Another time, a gentleman who came to the house, because he was going to repair the
refrigerator, he knocked on the door, and he told me that if he was there
I replied that yes, and he told me that if I could enter, I answered that yes
when I was going to show him the refrigerator, he said: oh forget my tools, I'll be right back
...
he left, and I waited for about 10 or 15 minutes, and I did not return, I went by my backpack
to go to school and the gentleman never showed up, afterwards, when I was already in the
Toreo, I went to buy a ticket for the subway and I meet the gentleman, I'm terrified and he
said to me, and now he's going to open the door for me, I was amazed, and I told him, my
aunt can open it and I was scared out of there
2. # A Gossip
Once the girlfriend of a friend's cousin wanted to return with him, that's how he was very
suspicious and again he "wanted" it
One day the girl told him to have privacy, which my friend's cousin said he did not
The girl was very insistent with having sex, the boy said that not every time he was
insinuated
Later it was learned that the girl was waiting for a blessing and wanted to grab my friend's
cousin
Once that same cousin of my friend accused him that when everyone left school he stayed
to talk with the teacher to raise his grade, because the envious of his classmates did not
think he would get good grades
