fun

2. An OT (Non KTP) at rest remains at rest
&
An OT (KTP) in linear motion remains in motion
until and unless
any external (Faculty) force is applied on it.
First law of motion—(Phase-I)

3. Force applied on a body(OT) is
directly proportional to the rate
of change of momentum of the
body(Faculty).
Second law of motion—(Phase-II)

4. Every action has an equal and opposite inaction
Third law of motion—(Phase-III)

5. The only Evolutional theory applied on both.
Struggle of existence will ensure the survival of un-fittest.

6. When an article of clothing is completely immersed in
water, the tap runs dry.

7. Under normal conditions of temperature and pressure,
equal areas of mess will have equal number of stupids.

8. The total sum of taste of all the food in the mess is a
constant, and is normally equal to zero;
any increase in the taste of one item will be
compensated by the reduction in the taste of another.

9. In any given table in the mess, wherever an odious
person leaves the table, he will be replaced only by
someone more obnoxious.

10. At any given lecture,
the quantum of views expressed
by the OT is inversely
proportional to his knowledge
of the subject

11. The space filled by OTs in OT Lounge is rarely used for
recreational Time Pass, except some sound gossips on
Current Affairs

12. E=mc²
E- Educational Effectivity
m- mass of OTs
c- class of Faculty
Academy is relatively best place for horses, to be horses
and to be taught by horses

13. If an Observer tries to ascertain the quality in Academy,
The only certain thing he can determined is its monotony

14. If something can go wrong
Will certainly go wrong with OT

15. Any original thought expressed before Faculty,
Generates enough heat to destroy the source.

16. The Pressure built upon the brain Doubles in every session,
If its of OT, not of Faculty.

17. The thought flows between a Lady and Gentleman OT
is directly Proportional to the comparative possibilities of
getting the Desired Cadre.

18. If any approach comes to decision in academy,
Its always that, which is least based on evidence
And most on speculations.

19. Numbers are important,
Only if its your Roll Number
And you have tried to bunk the PT

20. Any Seat Arrangement of Lady OTs,
creates High Air Pressure among all the gentlemen OTs,
Whether they are advantaged or deprived.

21. In Any Closed Circuit of OTs,
The Only Common thing is Gossiping, without any
exception or exclusion.

22. In the given hierarchy of faculty and equality of OT
Everyone Tends to get the equal incompetency.

23. Concept
R.S.Gopalan
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