This document presents a vision plan for AcademyAcademy in 2020 called Vision 2020Vision 2020. It outlines many innovative and futuristic ideas for improving various aspects of campus life, including using space food and telemedicine, installing slides and ropeways for transportation, developing an operating system called Win-dow(ry)s, and appointing monkeys as barefoot watchmen to increase security. The plan aims to save resources like the environment, time, labor, energy, water and books through technological solutions and process improvements.

1. AcademyAcademy
Vision 2020Vision 2020
K K Pathak

2. Vision Plan
Achieving 5-S
Saving Environment
Saving Time Saving LabourSaving Brain
Saving Energy

3. Mess
• There will be e-
meal service, food
will be sent as
attachment.

4. • Ganga Dhaba and Chopstick will be
nationalized, and run with technical
collaboration of McDonalds and Golden Dragon
chains; management by Duke University
Mess

5. Mess
• Academy will provide space food in
collaboration with ISRO/NASA, to keep pace
& ace of those persons, who still feel down to
earth.

6. Hostels
• Accessibility from hostels to mess and
class is a permanent complaint. We
thought of three options—
Lift RopewayEscalator

7. After a long seminar and discussion we found that above options are not as per our 5-S norm,
Hence we came with a three way solution . . .

8. A slide from the mess to the hostels, with a connected ropeway car !
Hostel
Mess
For the energy efficient (or just lazy)
Idea No.-1
People going down will pull the people coming up

9. Idea No.-2
Skating
For going
down Rock Climbing
For going up
For the physically fit (or mentally crazy)
Mess & Class
Hostel

10. Idea No.-3
Going up by balloon
Coming down by Parachute
For the financially fit (or space-ially cozy)
An alternative of Helicopter dropping

11. Bathrooms
Save Earth; Conserve Water
For Daily Bath
(individual)
drip bathing system

12. Bathrooms
Save Earth; Conserve Water
For weekly Bath
(in group)
sprinkler bathing system

13. Horse Riding
• Mechanical Rocking chairs will be fitted
in class itself for simulation, to save
time, money and the horses

14. Class Facilitation
• P.A. will be allowed to attend
the class and take notes on
your behalf
• Additional monotony allowance
for extremely extra ordinary
classes

15. Classroom
•All classrooms will be fitted with
micro radars to detect snoring
•PPTs will be directly projected
on OTs’ eyes, in their sleep

16. Computer Lab
-:Operating System:-
We will develop most efficient operating software
Win-dow(ry)s
-:Search Engine:-
in stead of Google, we will develop Goggles-ogle, which
has eye motion recognition & brain mapping system,
you will find anything automatically as you come before the monitor

17. Computer Lab
Some will threaten them
We know how OTs handle computer. . .

18. Computer Lab
Some will be threatened by them

19. Computer Lab
Hence only those persons will be expected to attend
computer class,
who have not evolved over the damn machine even
after so many years.

20. Computer Lab
And rest will be provided mouse of next gen

21. Library
Looking at the
weight of books Vs. weight of trainees,
e-delivery upto rooms will be needed.

22. Library
• Pareto’s 20:80 law
– Only 20% OTs take books
– Only 20% of them read
– Only 20% part of book is read
• Per year 20% decrease in readership
• Per year 20% increase of books in library
• Statistically 20% of 20% of 20% book
material are read out of available books,
hence we will weed out 89% books..

23. Telepathy
Heart beating sickness
Hospital
Usually OTs are use to get
several unusual Medical reports,
Hence there will be two new technologies
Telemedicine
sleeping sickness

24. Hospital
Facility For
• Gastroenterology & Orthopedics FC
• Cardiac Care Unit Phase-I
• Neo Natal Care Unit Phase-II
• Crèche Phase-III
• Old Age homes Phase-IV
• Get well soon card Phase-V

25. Happy Valley
Valley is sinking @ 0.2 meter per year due to
overemphasis on PT,
Hence We will have to make it Swimming Pool
Ganga Hostel could be the Diving Pad

26. Sports
Upgraded Version of Hide & seek game will be played
between
Faculty and OT,
On Cordon & Search or sight and shoot method

27. Faculty
Faculty will appear only through video conference
Faculty

28. Asker Award
We will establish new Academy Award to be given
to the most frequent question asker

29. Monkeys
Looking the increasing incidents of
suspicious activities in academy, we
need better sniffer watchdogs. Going
ahead of Grassroot workers, we
evolve the idea of Treetop workers.
Monkeys have more experience in the
academy than any faculty or OT,
hence they will be posted as
Barefoot Watchman.

30. Duties of the Monkeys
• Physical Activities: they will chase those
OTs not coming to PT or jogging willfully.

31. Monkeys Effect
OTs may behave like monk before monkeys,
after their appointment

32. At the end
Administration is like the reverse of Bodhi-Tree,
Everyone gets enlightenment once he gets out from its shade
We hope we remain to see this,
but some of us may retire or resign

33. Thanks
K K Pathak Committee
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