3. Mess
• There will be e-
meal service, food
will be sent as
attachment.
4. • Ganga Dhaba and Chopstick will be
nationalized, and run with technical
collaboration of McDonalds and Golden Dragon
chains; management by Duke University
Mess
5. Mess
• Academy will provide space food in
collaboration with ISRO/NASA, to keep pace
& ace of those persons, who still feel down to
earth.
6. Hostels
• Accessibility from hostels to mess and
class is a permanent complaint. We
thought of three options—
Lift RopewayEscalator
7. After a long seminar and discussion we found that above options are not as per our 5-S norm,
Hence we came with a three way solution . . .
8. A slide from the mess to the hostels, with a connected ropeway car !
Hostel
Mess
For the energy efficient (or just lazy)
Idea No.-1
People going down will pull the people coming up
13. Horse Riding
• Mechanical Rocking chairs will be fitted
in class itself for simulation, to save
time, money and the horses
14. Class Facilitation
• P.A. will be allowed to attend
the class and take notes on
your behalf
• Additional monotony allowance
for extremely extra ordinary
classes
15. Classroom
•All classrooms will be fitted with
micro radars to detect snoring
•PPTs will be directly projected
on OTs’ eyes, in their sleep
16. Computer Lab
-:Operating System:-
We will develop most efficient operating software
Win-dow(ry)s
-:Search Engine:-
in stead of Google, we will develop Goggles-ogle, which
has eye motion recognition & brain mapping system,
you will find anything automatically as you come before the monitor
19. Computer Lab
Hence only those persons will be expected to attend
computer class,
who have not evolved over the damn machine even
after so many years.
22. Library
• Pareto’s 20:80 law
– Only 20% OTs take books
– Only 20% of them read
– Only 20% part of book is read
• Per year 20% decrease in readership
• Per year 20% increase of books in library
• Statistically 20% of 20% of 20% book
material are read out of available books,
hence we will weed out 89% books..
24. Hospital
Facility For
• Gastroenterology & Orthopedics FC
• Cardiac Care Unit Phase-I
• Neo Natal Care Unit Phase-II
• Crèche Phase-III
• Old Age homes Phase-IV
• Get well soon card Phase-V
25. Happy Valley
Valley is sinking @ 0.2 meter per year due to
overemphasis on PT,
Hence We will have to make it Swimming Pool
Ganga Hostel could be the Diving Pad
26. Sports
Upgraded Version of Hide & seek game will be played
between
Faculty and OT,
On Cordon & Search or sight and shoot method
28. Asker Award
We will establish new Academy Award to be given
to the most frequent question asker
29. Monkeys
Looking the increasing incidents of
suspicious activities in academy, we
need better sniffer watchdogs. Going
ahead of Grassroot workers, we
evolve the idea of Treetop workers.
Monkeys have more experience in the
academy than any faculty or OT,
hence they will be posted as
Barefoot Watchman.
30. Duties of the Monkeys
• Physical Activities: they will chase those
OTs not coming to PT or jogging willfully.
32. At the end
Administration is like the reverse of Bodhi-Tree,
Everyone gets enlightenment once he gets out from its shade
We hope we remain to see this,
but some of us may retire or resign
