This document provides a series of signs and descriptions from Baku, Azerbaijan translated into English. Many signs have wordplay, double meanings, or confusing translations that the narrator helps unravel. Businesses and locations mentioned include a Walmart, bakery, barber shop, driving school, wedding hall, beauty salon, car wash, electronics shop, optician, and flooring store.
22. I think I rode with a “yuk
automob” in a marshrutka to
Shaki one time. They were
smelly and boisterous.
23. It’s a driving school (məktəb) Minik
means vehicle, an avtoqatar (qatar
means train) is a semi, and kurs is
course. “Y’all eve’ own one uh ‘em
motosikls?”
42. Step down in the world into this
basement and experience its sharm.
43. You’ve probably eaten or seen a
recipe for turducken (a boned chicken
inside a duck inside a turkey). Well,
this is just the turduck version. Not!
44. This is an advertisement for a
auto carwash, but it looks like
it was written by someone who
stutters.
45. Although this shop does repair, buy and sell
antennas, telephones, and other electronics, it
doesn’t barter. Barteri is battery. Wait, this is
Azerbaijan, so maybe the owner does barter.