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Have you heard the one
about the Scotsman who
walked into a bar and
ordered a Tasmanian?
It’s quite a story.
Distilled in Tasmania
and imported by the
Scots,Lark Single Malt
Whisky is hand-crafted
in single barrels from
pure Tasmanian ingredients.
Now it’s available here,
in limited amounts, at
Dan Murphy’s. Certainly a
story worth reading:
larkdistillery.com.au
Poster and Advertising story
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A
Lark’s
Nest
A
Lark’s
Nest
The First Volume
in a Series of
Tasmanian Classics.
A swashbuckling
tale of creativity,
courage, imagination,
and a stolid will
to succeed in the
face of prohibitive
laws.
A
Lark’s
Nest
The inside page.
This will be followed by more pages on
The Lark story of peat and barley and hand
craftiness.
The presentation box for
the Single Malt Whisky
The spine
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A Scotsman
walks into
a bar ...
The Lark Book
of bar stories
A Scotsman, an Australian,
an Indian, a Frenchman,
a Swede, a Brazilian,
a German, an American,
a Canadian, an Italian,
a South African, a Dane,
an Agentinian, a Nigerian
and a Russian walk into
a bar.
“Sorry guys,”
says the barman,
“You can’t come in here
without a Thai.”
A guy walks into a bar
and asks the barman if
he has helicopter-flavoured
potato chips.
“Very sorry,”
says the barman, “
We only have plain.”
A man walks into a bar
with a slab of asphalt
under his arm. “A Lark
single malt Tasmanian
whisky, please,” he says
to the barman, “And
one for the road.”
A man walks into a bar
and notices Van Gogh
sitting nearby. The man
orders a Lark single
malt Tasmanian whisky
and asks Vincent if he
would like one. To which
the artist he replies:
“No, thank you, I’ve got
one ‘ere.”
A golfer walks into a bar
and sits down at a table
opposite a flashily dressed
blonde who says,
“I’m a hooker.” To which
he replies: “Well, if you
turn your hands a
little bit to the left
on the club, you’ll tend
more towards a slice.”
A guy walks into a bar
and asks the barman if
he has helicopter-flavoured
potato chips.
“Very sorry,”
says the barman, “
We only have plain.”
A monk, a priest and
a rabbi walk into a bar.
The barman looks up and
says, “Hey! Is this some
kind of joke?”
A guy walks into a bar
with a pair of jumper
leads around his neck.
The bartender looks at
him and says gruffly,
“OK mate, I’ll let you
stay - but don’t start
anything.”
Julius Caesar walks
into a bar. “I’ll have
a martinus,” he says.
The barman gives him
a quizzical look and
asks, “Don’t you mean a
‘martini’?”
“Look,” Caesar retorts,
“If I wanted a double,
I’d have asked for it!”
Tasmanian’sdistinctiveBrewers
Barleyisunlikeanyotherinthe
world.Speciallydevelopedhere
ontheislandtheserobustgrains
giveourwhiskyasweetmalty
flavour.
CopperPotStills.Designedand
builtinTasmaniabyBillLarkand
MasterCraftsmanPeterBailly,
they’rethefirstoftheirkind.The
designisnowusedindistilleries
inAustraliaandScotland
UniquePeat.Wesmokeour
maltedbarleywithPeatfrom
Tasmania’sCentralHighland.
60millionyearsinthemaking,
theseearthylayersofancient
floraimpartawonderfularoma
anddepthtooutmalt.
The neck tag story comes in the way of small
gift of jokes, The Lark Book of bar stories.
We could add
some of our own
whisky making
stories in here
too...
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It’s quite a story.
Distilled in Tasmania
and imported by the
Scots,Lark Single Malt
Whisky is hand-crafted
in single barrels from
pure Tasmanian ingredients.
Now it’s available here,
in limited amounts, at
Dan Murphy’s. Certainly a
story worth reading:
larkdistillery.com.au
Have you heard the one
about the Scotsman who
walked into a bar and
ordered a Tasmanian?
New
The Lark story and Dan Murphy’s
“It’s quite
a story.”
