<ul><li>I shave my legs,  </li></ul><ul><li>I sit down to pee.  </li></ul><ul><li>And I can justify  </li></ul><ul><li>any...
<ul><li>I never forget,  </li></ul><ul><li>an important date.  </li></ul><ul><li>You just gotta deal  </li></ul><ul><li>wi...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
LITTLE  GIRLS  ARE  MADE  OF  DAISIES  AND  BUTTERFLIES  AND  SOFT  KITTY  PURRS AND  ALL  THE  PRECIOUS  MEMORIES  OF  TI...
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  1. 2. <ul><li>I shave my legs, </li></ul><ul><li>I sit down to pee. </li></ul><ul><li>And I can justify </li></ul><ul><li>any shopping spree. </li></ul><ul><li>Don't go to a barber, </li></ul><ul><li>but a beauty salon. </li></ul><ul><li>I can get a massage </li></ul><ul><li>without a hard-on. </li></ul><ul><li>I can balance the checkbook, </li></ul><ul><li>I can pump my own gas. </li></ul><ul><li>Can talk to my friends, </li></ul><ul><li>about the size of my ass. </li></ul><ul><li>My beauty's a masterpiece, </li></ul><ul><li>and yes, it takes long. </li></ul><ul><li>At least I can admit, </li></ul><ul><li>to others when I'm wrong. </li></ul><ul><li>I don't drive in circles, </li></ul><ul><li>at any cost. </li></ul><ul><li>And I don't have a problem, </li></ul><ul><li>admitting I'm lost. </li></ul>HAHAHA! GIRLS, THIS POEM’S REALLY FUNNY! READ IT TILL THE END,YOU’LL UNDERSTAND WHY!!!
  2. 3. <ul><li>I never forget, </li></ul><ul><li>an important date. </li></ul><ul><li>You just gotta deal </li></ul><ul><li>with it, </li></ul><ul><li>I'm usually late. </li></ul><ul><li>I don't watch movies, </li></ul><ul><li>with lots of gore. </li></ul><ul><li>Don't need instant </li></ul><ul><li>replay, </li></ul><ul><li>to remember the </li></ul><ul><li>score. </li></ul><ul><li>I won't lose my hair, </li></ul><ul><li>I don't get jock itch. </li></ul><ul><li>And just cause I'm </li></ul><ul><li>assertive, </li></ul><ul><li>Don't call me a bitch. </li></ul><ul><li>Don't say to your friends, </li></ul><ul><li>Oh yeah, I can get her. </li></ul><ul><li>In your dreams, my dear, </li></ul><ul><li>I can do better! </li></ul><ul><li>Flowers are okay, </li></ul><ul><li>But jewelry's best. </li></ul>I don't have a problem, With Expressing my feelings. I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling. DON'T call me a GIRL , a BABE or a CHICK . I am a WOMAN. Get it?, you DICK!?! Look at me you idiot... Not at my chest???? SEE WHAT I MEAN? I HAD A GOOD LAUGH— HOPE U DID TOO!
  3. 18. LITTLE GIRLS ARE MADE OF DAISIES AND BUTTERFLIES AND SOFT KITTY PURRS AND ALL THE PRECIOUS MEMORIES OF TIMES THAT ONCE WERE. LITTLE GIRLS ARE MADE OF ANGEL’S WINGS ANS GIGGLES AND A FIREFLY’S GLOW AND ALL THE HAPPY FEELINGS, DEEP INSIDE, THAT WE ALL KNOW. LITTLE GIRLS ARE MADE OF CINNAMON AND BUBBLES AND FANCY WHITE PEARLS, AND SNOWFLAKES AND RAINBOWS AND BALLERINA SWIRLS. LITTLE GIRLS ARE MADE OF SUNSHINE AND CUPCAKES AND FRESH MORNING DEW, AND THESE ARE THE REASONS, LITTLE ONE , WHY EVERYONE LOVES YOU.

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